worse than anyone's aunt

this blog is as old as shit like whoa man

[fiddlesticksandcustard-blog]

Waaaaiiiitttt, you live in Texas??????? I live in Texas! What part? (If you don't want to give me a city that's fine)

it’s fine! just come off anon and I’ll tell you B)

[fiddlesticksandcustard-blog]

"We became best friends after that obviously." Pics or it didn't happen

shrugs i don't have any and idc suck it up

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

OH MY FUCKIN GOD THE MOST AMAZING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I SAID ABOUT POKEMON X / Y THIS WEEK

aaite, so: see that cutie up there??? so i’m sittin on my bus riding to work and i’d just put my 3ds away because i don’t wanna deal with a bunch of zubats this early in the morning when i look up and see this boy with HIS 3ds out! i figured he was playin Pokemon because it’s october 2013 and every person on the fuckin planet is playing this game

so i lowkey pull mine back out and send him a “Nice!” and a couple of O-Powers and he looks around all confused like “whoa what??” (keep in mind my hands are behind the seat in front of me so he can’t actually see that i’m holding a 3DS too heh heh heh)

so i’m sittin there like “hmm what can i do next” and i decide to send him a trade request. he looks around again, pulls out his stylus kinda clumsily and then HE ACCEPTS!!! so i try to trade him my gayest Pokemon (a male Roselia named ‘Roselio’) and he gives me an Oddish and OH MAN I JUST TRADED POKEMON WITH A STRANGER ON A BUS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

anyways after that we keep kinda sendin each other O-powers for a while (he still doesn’t know who/where i am) and then after a couple minutes he challenges me to a BATTLE!!!! i accept ofc

we have this a quick sorta awkward battle where he only chose 3 pokemon but i chose 6 but it doesn’t matter because his Braixen is kicking the shit out of everything i toss out. after my Farfetch’d and Plusle both faint i realize that oh frick i’m like three stops away from the bus stop i get off on!

right as i realize that, he suddenly forfeits the battle. i look up at him and he’s puttin away his headphones like he’s about to get off! wahhh

i look down at my DS and it’s like “do you wanna add trainer Matt as a friend?” and i frantically scramble to hit yes but right as i do i look up and he shut his DS and is getting off the bus

before i know it he’s gone and my DS is just sittin here like this:

i am straight as hell but i’m pretty sure this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me. goodbye Pokemon trainer Matt i will take very good care of your Oddish and u will be in my heart forever my dude

[mossspores]

WHAT A CUTE STORY

[ubernerdmaster-deactivated20170]

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[vivziepop]

I laughed so hard just now.

[fdsfdsfdsfdsfdsfs-deactivated20]

[kindplant-deactivated20130928]

it’s so happy it looks so happy to be alive i want 2 be that cat

[fiddlesticksandcustard-blog]

guess who's back

[mccoyquialisms]

[fiddlesticksandcustard-blog]

Scenery in Gravity Falls

[jumbo-queer]

[the6thjew]

That’s it that’s the whole country

[duckhymn-deactivated20250329]

I spent the day installing photoshop CS6 and trying it out with some SNK doodles, the new UI is beautiful.

[iraffiruse]

[fyoras-holy-butthole-blog]

I STARTED BREATHING HEAVILY AT THE STEAK TEST FUCK THAT HELPS

[queen-xweetok]

THERE IS A PERSON IN FRONT OF ME

IN CLASS

ON NEOPETS

OMG I SEE THEIR USERNAME

SHOULD I NEOMAIL THEM

SHOULD I

[queen-xweetok]

AND NOW WE WAIT…

[queen-xweetok]

They just yelpED

oh mY GOd helP ME

[queen-xweetok]

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

[zenpencils]

WHAT TEACHERS MAKE by Taylor Mali

[epic-humor]

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[virglns]

literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios 

[refridgerator]

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

[mynerdyobsession]

Found this on reddit.

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon

[theclearlydope]

[viviannbonnie-deactivated201304]

this never gets old