super jew

~I'm emily~ Do I have what it takes to be POTUS? Find out November 2036. btw check out my etsy

[refridgerator]

It’s been like 5 years, but there’s still like 13k of you. BUY SHIB. Thx.

[dutchster]

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

[marrythenightmp3]

yes

[dolokhovcocktail]

Hamilton is good. Y'all are just mean

[anxietyproblem]

[leave-her-a-tome]

“For The Plot,” I whisper, deleting a rad detail that no longer works as tears fall from my eyes

[badjokesbyjeff]

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

[a-boy-called-micah]

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

[postllimit]

live footage of, me

[catscenter]

[starlightomatic]

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

[animatedamerican]

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

[2edge4u]

“May the Lord be with you.”

“Bitch you too the fuck!”

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[husssel]

[mofohngo]

“Name an extreme sport”

[wormywormyarchive]

! click on the worm

[catchymemes]

Animal Reviews!

Source: facebook.com

[obovoid]

i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!

[moseby]