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[azamansource]

EMMY FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

the loumand argument in full

[mutinsfromthemoon]

“i’m leaving” ilya says as he gets up and bood asks “already?” and ilya’s like “yes, shane asked me to leave early” and troy says “you know no one here believe that right?” and ilya goes “but is true, he asked me” and bood’s like “man, we all know you’re the clingy one, just say you want to go home to your husband no one will judge you” and ilya goes again “im telling the truth, shane asked me” and troy says “we all know shane, man, you asked to come and he probably just said “okay” with that little smile he does” and ilya again “i’m telling the truth why no one believes me?”. then cuts to an oblivious shane dancing with anya in the kitchen.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

the cens communications team made a funny video with ilya where he kisses his teammates on the cheek to see their reactions. the first one was bood who just laughed and hugged him. the second was wyatt who kissed him back. the third was troy who dodged every attempt like “get off me man”. the fourth were the rookies (not rookies anymore) luca, lapointe, young, and holmberg who all took it lightly and beamed, except luca who got beet red. ilya went and did that with every cens player, most of them just accepted it, others joked back, some kissed him back, one or two dodged, but overall they took the ilya’s attempts well. the last one was shane, ilya kissed all over his face and shane just melted into his husband’s kiss and kissed him back. obviously that was one of the most watched videos on the cens official account.

[korakos]

ok I slept like 3 hours last night so this will not be as coherent as I hoped but the quickest version is this: there's an anchor arc in TBC that has to be solid, as I've hinged every other part of the story on it, but the further we got into the book the more fragile it became. Tashie & I went back and forth for 2+ weeks trying to make it work. turns out a clean fix was impossible, and the only thing to do was tear the entire arc out and start over. I have faith I can get it right this time, but I don't have faith I can rewrite & revise (and edit everything else around it) in time for a November deadline. Sorry, my lovies, but thank you for all your kind words & for sticking with me anyway <3

[korakos]

remember that time I had to rip out the most important 75K words of this book because they weren't working? that was really funny right

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane wakes up from a nap and notices that ilya isn’t in the room, which is incredibly weird because since they arrived in spain, ilya seems to think he’s a part of shane’s body. he gets worried and picks up his phone and sees that ilya sent him a message saying “my beloved sweetheart, i’m down at the dance ballroom learning salsa with incredible ladies” and shane snorts and thinks “that seems like a place where ilya would be”. so he goes after his husband and finds him surrounded by old ladies, dancing with one of them, and one of the ladies notices shane at the door and goes “oh young boy, you haven’t lied, you do have a very good looking husband” and ilya follows her gaze and finds shane and opens a wide grin going “mi amor!” and he apologizes to the lady he was dancing with to go to his husband and another lady says “oh if i was younger that boy right there would be my catch” and ilya turns to her with shane in his arms and goes “ah no, shane is useless with women” and shane slaps him and he keeps going “me on the other hand, i’m for incredible women like you all” and the same lady says “if you didn’t spend the whole hour talking about your husband we would’ve believed you” and ilya fake gasps while shane laughs and goes “don’t say that, my husband already has a big ego” and he smiles and turns to shane who was already looking at him and he kisses his husband while the ladies cheer.

[arbreboy]

at work thinking about jeremy going feral and full of adrenaline after a winning game and having the greatest riding of his life while jean only lets him take take and take

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya and shane have been making out for a while. ilya starts kissing shane’s neck and giving him loving bites and shane moans and goes “ilya, we really need to leave now, our friends are waiting and we’re already late” and ilya replies between kisses “shane, no one would care if we got there a little late” and he stops to look at his husband’s pretty face and says “just a quickie, okay?” and shane looks at him with a “really?” face and goes “it’s never quick with you” and ilya goes for another kiss and whispers into his husband’s lips “then let’s start now so we don’t get there even later”. they arrive an hour late and troy asks “why are you guys always late?” and ilya opens his mouth to answer but troy cuts him off and goes “actually i don’t want to know” and one of the rookies says “i do” and one of the WAGs slaps his head.

[gaynehollander]

Ilya Rozanov's regular hookups being Shane Hollander, billboard model and generational talent, and Svetlana Vetrova, his best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world. How does it feel to be god's favourite?

[yesornopolls]

have you ever been made fun of for your accent/how you say certain words?

Have you ever been made fun of for your accent/how you say certain words?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 10

[snowsmoked]

I think that Ilya genuinely thinks Shane is mocking his accent when he copies it. And like. It's fine, its a funny accent, Ilya knows that. He knows it's still pretty thick (nice) for him living in English speaking countries for 10 years. But its whatever, he doesn't really care. If he did, he'd tell Shane to stop and he would stop. No big deal.

Until.

Ilya is watching Shane interact with Luca one day. Luca says something and Shane repeats it in Luca's Swiss accent. Luca doesn't really seem to notice or care. Shane isn't acting like he's making fun of Luca. And when Ilya comes over, he even says 'hey' in Luca's accent.

And Ilya then does some googling. He comes across the phrase 'echolalia' and reads the sentence: "-especially when individuals feel comfortable or have a strong relationship with the person they are imitating."

And Ilya realizes the first time he remembers Shane doing that was during their first time. He had worked so hard to make Shane feel safe and comfortable and he did and he has proof and now he has to go suck Shane's dick about it immediately.

[anarchopuppy]

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

[perlukafarinn]

I think there's a part of Shane that genuinely believes that when he finishes his last game, they will take him out back and shoot him like a sick dog.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya getting into a fight cus some player tried to be homophobic with him asking “is shane fucking you in the ass tonight?” and he answered “i hope so” and the player snarked “disgusting f*” and ilya smirked and says “maybe you’d be half as good as me if you took it up the ass, but no one wants a man who’s been fed by his parents with a slingshot because he’s too ugly to be approached” and even the player’s teammates chuckled and he lunged after ilya. on the way to the sin bin ilya skated close to his husband and he looked towards shane that only asked “how many?” and ilya answered “hat trick” and shane stepped on the ice to do as ilya said.

[smokingrozanov]

Goddd I love how suave & cool Ilya tries to be in their first hookup. Ohhh Hollander let me push you up against a wall & kiss you 😏 oh let’s both take our shirts off 😏 here let me put my thumb in your mouth 😏 bet you’ve never had an experience like th— WAITWAITWAITWAIT DONT SUCK ME I’LL CUM WAIT—

[pinkamour1588]

I have this headcanon that after Shane and Ilya are fully comfortable with PDA in the locker room,** that they accidentally cause a locker room wide superstition. One time they kissed right before leaving the locker room and the Centaurs had an amazing game. Absolutely demolished the other team. And initially it seems like a one off…then it happens again…and then a third time. Then the game after, they don’t and the Centaurs lose. So, before the team leaves the locker room for the next game, someone insists Shane and Ilya give each other a kiss. It just becomes a thing. Shane and Ilya have to kiss before leaving the locker room or the team will lose. 

**I think Shane in particular is a little more hesitant about it at first due to how things went down with the Voyageurs/Metros, which is a separate headcanon time. Perhaps another day.

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present