Just me being me

these are the antics of a 25 year old reject

[fiendforlife138]

1st ace walk up super stoked…. hole 1 I oshtemo, MI

[fiendforlife138]

Feels like forever ago

[just-shower-thoughts]

Boobs are the best stress balls

[dm-clockwork-dragon-old]

Again, After Far more time than I feel comfortable listing, Here is my (Mostly) completed Necroficer Class. It’s a crafting Based Necromancer that focuses on creating unique Undead  monsters rather than summoning your basic array of skeletons and zombies. I’m sure in it’s current state it still has some balance issues, but that’s what Playtesting is for.

THE JPGs POSTED HERE ARE OUTDATED/INCOMPLETE. Please PM me for the PDF if you are interested in playtesting!

[fiendforlife138]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If public nudity wasn’t looked down upon, and sex wasn’t considered sacred, jacking off would probably be a sport.

[utwo]

1963 Shelby Cobra 289

© stephan bauer

[nasai]

Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana

[noblecrumpet-dorkvision]

100 Horror Events

For those of you running a horror game for Hallow’s Eve tonight, here’s a table of 100 random horror events for you. Bumps in the night and freaky happenings minor and major, magical and mundane. Sprinkle them through your players’ progress to give them chills.

Download the PDF here:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/22421161

[duchessofhomebrew]

Life Events

If, like me, you were kind of disappointed by the Life Event Tables in the Dungeon Master’s Guide here are a few supplementary tables!

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[catchymemes]

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

[memesandlaughs]

[ensoua]

*asexual laughter*

[sumireko-usami-deactivated20151]

*homosexual laughter*

[zimzlym]

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

[pragnificent]

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

[stephendann]

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”

[norvicensiandoran]

The last one forced my reblog tbh.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

whAt Do yOU MeAN YoU aRE A PRINCE???

Context: So I’ve been playing DnD with this group for like 5 sessions when this happened. I play a human fighter, noble background. He’s a prince, but only 4th in line for the throne and of a kinda unimportant Kingdom, so doesn’t really have any political obligations and basically went adventuring bc he’s bored. Ofcourse he is also stinking rich. Now my party does not know all that. They know he’s arrogant and that he has a lot more money than all of the combined but they don’t know he’s nobility. (Rogue: Why do you have so much money anyway? Me: Oh my family is just really rich you know. Rogue: [Rolls insight check, get’s a high number and looks at the DM, expectim him to reveal that I was lying and have some dirty secret] DM: Yeah no, his family is just really rich. Rogue: *dubious* Ok…) We started the campiagn out at lvl 10 and the other day then, we saved a city (like you do) and the major, in his gratitude offers us this keep at the edge of town, or a metric fuckton of money, should we prefer that. Ofc everybody went for the keep. Except me. Cue the following conversation: Fighter (Me): I don’t know you guys… Bard: Why would you want the gold? Fighter : You can do a lot more with the gold. You can buy things, services, peoples loyalty… Warlock (who we would later find out was LE) *excitedly* So you’re saying you want the gold because we could corrupt the government? I didn’t even think about that..! Druid: ?? ? We will not corrupt the government???Besides don’t you already have enough money to do that without emptying this cities treasury? Fighter : I mean, yeah, but… Bard: Besides, think about it, A CASTLE, that’s so cool! Fighter : Yeah sure, but I already got one, what would I do with another one? *stunned silence* Fighter : You can always do with more money, but what would I do with two castles. You just have to pay for all the upkeep and staff… *stunned silence* *DM dying with silent laughter* Fighter : Besides, this thing is not a castle, it’s barely even a keep, honestly… Rogue: Hold up a second, you have a castle? Fighter : Do I have a castle? Ofcourse I have a castle what kind of question is this? Rogue: Why do you have a castle? Fighter : Why would I not have a castle, I’m a prince! Bard: whAt Do yOU MeAN YoU aRE A PRINCE??? Fighter : Did you not know that? Druid: Are you shitting us? [to the DM] Is he shitting us? DM: [who is almost crying with laughter] no… Cue everybody screaming at me. (I had not told them bc my character just assumes everyone knows he is the 4th son of this King of this small and unimportant Kingdom (ofc no one knows that) and somehow I never really had reason to bring it up bc of our Bards ridiculus persuasion skills) (I did not tell them that the mentioned castle wasn’t techincally mine, but details,right?) (I was outvoted in the end and we went for the keep instead of the gold)

[retrogamingblog]

Specialized Trainer Shirts made by tiranocyrus

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[mahlerlove]

Getting into a fandom just for the drama and not for the actual thing

[846782364278]