i will be earnest until it kills me

mo. 27. she/they. chronically ill. WAS-> sam-mooschester twitter & threads: @fauxmoux morgansulin.substack.com listening to: Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[wintercorrybriea2]

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[rnismatch]

Today imgoing to put a tomato in an empty room with no stimuli and see what happens like if it goes crazy or something

[the-rat12]

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

[shooting-stars-andsatellites]

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

[puppygirllaika]

in addition: Trying to avoid ever doing these things will cost you in ways you cannot comprehend until you stop and accept this.

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

[freakoutgirl]

Guy horror directors: and then we will cut to the scariest image of all.... Naked old woman with sagging boobs