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@fierce-pride
a nice gpoy for munday!
Guess whose a big dummy and forgot their login in for (legacyofafallen-hero) so please reblog/like if you're an ff7 rp blog that i can follow while i redo things over here
--- ooc
apologies that I have been utterly useless this past week so far as writing goes. hoping to change that this weekend.
protip: if anyone tries to get you to work in property damage claims, run as far in the opposite direction as you can. good money, but I’m so lacking in sanity.
Just the two of us.
Well. Maybe three.
The Church of Barret
A few after notes in my forte of starting a cult.
First of all thank you to anyone who has participated and continues to participate in the remaining Church of Barret asks in their inbox.
This was a very stupid passion project brought on by the fact that well…. Barret doesn’t get enough love in the community. This was a project done by me alone, but in a weird way an event for the community.
It’s a shocking amount of work to load up everyone’s inboxes and I definitely have a few shout outs to make along the way. To anyone who missed an ask, got asks twice well….. ummm haha it’s just one secretary running a cult.
First @fierce-pride who knew it was me from the get go and still willingly participated in the cult. Second @leslienkyle for genuinely making me laugh with each answer.(Hi by the way… hope this isn’t weird!) and @gyahahahaha Honestly encouraged me to take this as far as I did.
Third some people who I really don’t know at all to @stingslikeabee @rcdwrxck @warofthebeasts for confused participation. I feel I should apologize to all of you that this is your first exposure to me.
A final shout out to any of you all participating in Green Fields. Know that this level of trolling is a rare and well…. maybe commemorative event? I live for the level of confusion. Shout out to @animus-inspire who I think just accepts and expects this level of insanity from me.
The reality is I’m a shy person, but this blog runs on my love of Rufus ShinRa and pure unadulterated chaos.
This was all done in good fun. It was mean’t to be silly and insane. I really hope you all enjoyed and didn’t take it too seriously. Feel free to re-blog this post. Spread some love for Barret and well…. the church he never asked for but got anyways.
The real gift was the friends we made along the way. The conversations it generated and the laughter it has given me over the past few days. I have attempted to read all the responses to any asks I sent. But it is all a little blurry!
If this is to be my legacy so be it.
Long live The Church Of Barret!
Bless this mun and bless the Church of Barret tbh.
Shit makes me lose sleep.
Rufus 🥺 ❤♡
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I will open sketch commissions like this. DM or email for info/inquiries. ^^
Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.
[ I want you under my finger nails
I want you in my SLEEP,
And I know it’s killing me,
But that STILL won’t stop me
Cause now we’re the same
But you’re killing me faster. ]
A soft chanting emerges from the Church. The windows lit with candles. The air filled with incense. "BARRET, BARRET, BARRET" The chanting grows...The ceremony begins and you are invited to the Church of Barret.
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While swathed in ivory, silken bedsheets of a well-kempt bedchamber Rufus himself hadn’t slumbered in for over three years, a sweltering heat had come over him while he dreamt. Really, it wasn’t often that his subconscious stirred something into his mind’s sleeping theater.
Eldritch images of a dilapidated church passed wickedly through his bothered attention, and disembodied, impassioned voices chanted a bisyllabic name that he couldn’t recall why he knew. Their din was increasing in volume. His thin lips parted to better suck in his breaths, and sheer sweat coated his face, melting the icy veneer of his composure.
It was as if flame were only inches away from his well-sculpted nose.
And at once, he startled awake, pulling his auxiliary pistol out from beneath his king’s pillow. It was aimed at the door: nothing. It was aimed at the wide window-paneling that nearly spanned the entire western wall of his bedroom: nothing. At the ceiling: nothing.
If Rufus Shinra hadn’t the sensual acuity of a hawk, he might have missed the cream-colored cardstock laying in his lap. Across its unblemished face was written in an ostentatious scrawl: “The Church of Barret. You are invited.”
Still recovering equilibrium of his breathing, he only glared down at it for a moment, his chest heaving. And then with a final gasp for air, he narrowed his eyes, dropping his gun-arm back toward his sheets.
He said not a word, but disgust was distinct on his face.
Mr president do dark nation/dark star like baths? And if they do you see them trying to jump in the baths when you and your lovely wife give your own children a bath one day?
Good afternoon, anonymous,
I want to say that they’re well-trained enough not to do that.
(Do not tell a soul, but I hope they’re not.)
They do love baths, especially with the promise of Behemoth steak afterward.
What would you do in the quest to seduce the great Barret Wallace? -Signed the Church of Barret
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Security, come in, please.
Tifa doodle
pacifistghost:
As she noticed the helicopter descend, Void’s mind began to ponder upon the recent happenings that had occurred. What an absolute fool Sephiroth was, to even attempt to dare go against the great Shinra. She absolutely wanted to take part in this pursuit (which she did)— in fact, were she ordered to find a way to kill that traitorous beast with nothing but her bare hands, she would do it without question, and succeed. She wanted to do it, for he was nothing more than a worthless imbecile who felt no gratitude towards the very company that had allowed for his existence!
Void wondered what President Rufus Shinra would think of her. Hopefully she would make him proud. Wait. No, no, she couldn’t allow herself to think like that. She needed to obey every order without getting her personal emotions involved. But to think, for just a moment, the very president of Shinra giving her praise… it was a nice thought. Either way, she was overjoyed that Tseng had chosen her, out of everyone, for this job. She just hoped her blindness and tiny stature would not be something the president would find himself concerned over. But, in the event that he did, she couldn’t really complain. Shinra always knew what was best.
As the helicopter landed, one of her claws twitched slightly. She grumbled to herself, remaining cautious until her mask identified the president’s grunt, and labelled his form as it crudely appeared before her. She spore some attention for the loyal monster that accompanied the president wherever he went. She couldn’t help but think back to her foolish sister every time she saw a monster… what an idiot Ghost was, to return and have the audacity to protest against Shinra. That was the one and only order in her life that Void had secretly failed to carry out— the supposed killing of her sister. She was uncertain on if she regretted it or not. As long as it didn’t tarnish her reputation… but, then again, if Ghost were discovered and identified, Void’s perfect record would not exactly be perfect. Disgraceful.
She could hear the ever-so-slight irritation in the president’s voice, but showed absolutely no signs that it affected her in any way. To even be in his presence was an absolute honour, it made her feel such a sense of pride for being the loyal Turk that she was. She leaned her neck back to ‘look’ up at him; after all, there was a significant height difference between the two.
“Mr president,” she spoke, her voice low, robotic, and to most people, intimidating. But she was aware that the president was not like most people, no— he was far above them.
“You may call me Void.”
@fierce-pride
The TURK greeted him with a contralto vocal pitch, droning at him with monotonous obedience. He had known ahead of time that this woman was blind, but it hadn’t staunched the ferocity of his smug smirking; no, unquestioning subservience greatly pleased Rufus Shinra, so his first impression of “Void” was remarkably positive. The name she gave was a pseudonym, as most in the SD unit had similar code-names according to their weapon of choice -- but understanding that set his mind in two different directions.
What might it mean to command the force of “Void”? He hadn’t even heard of that, let alone ascertained how one harnessed it as an inherent power. He doubted it was that, really -- far more likely was it that her name might just be some morbid quip about her lack of sight. “Good. Void, then.” He wound his dominant right hand through his hair. Darkstar ever stalwart beside him, only having given his master’s escort a cursory appraisal and remaining docile because he sensed no threat from her in spite of her proclaimed “intimidating voice,” rose only when Rufus strode forward toward that bedeviling elevator with which he was all too familiar. “Let the revelries begin.”
Junon’s atmosphere was triumphant today, as fanfares of Rufus’ homecoming blared from mounted speakers manufactured by Shin-Ra, Inc -- theirs was a company that leered ever-forward, spearheading humanity’s venture into its unknown destiny. Just as much as it was a militant city was it a port, the salty smell of the expansive sea apparent to her unmitigated by the polluted, black malodor of Midgar.
This was a day that Rufus had dreamed of since he was a boy, as he was all but ordained to become the President of godly, splendorous Shin-Ra. Inevitability had become ambition eventually, but there were few who knew of his derelict dealings with AVALANCHE -- certainly the upstanding sycophant beside him would impugn him for what he’d done to assume the Presidency by force had she known! Truth was, she was not the only one who had stood against Shin-Ra for one personal reason or another.
“What are precisely your orders today?” he queried, wishing to be given more insight into Tseng’s intentions.
@pacifistghost
Mr President what would you do if your wife had a playful and mischievous nature. Say for example your father is still alive when you marry and she pulls pranks on the works but him a lot like say example fire works somehow being set off during one of his meetings. But no one can prove she did it
Good evening, anonymous,
She must really love dresses, because I am going to buy her the finest silks on this side of the Planet. Jewelry too. Perhaps she’d like a new puppy? A new car? Shin-Ra, Inc manufactures vehicles, just as an aside. A gorgeous red one might suit her.
-- (do not tell Tseng that I purchased the fireworks for her.)