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35+ she/her. Experiencing a revival in gaming and writing. Asks open. FF7 || FE3H || FFXIV  DILF SUPREMACY

[absolutehysteria]

hey what are y'all here for. what made you hit the follow button?

that hot blond from FF7 Remake

the best crackship rarepair ever Rufti

Setleth brainrot

just FF7 in general

just FE3H in general

ficsssssssss

other???

pornbot ಠ_ಠ

i don't know how I got here

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

[absolutehysteria]

If you've wandered here from the realm of Eorzea, you can find my FFXIV sideblog here: @starscrossedheartsaligned

[groovyfran-png]

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

[eorzean-cabbage]

normal stories about abusive/monstrous parents: And now the whole thing has been successfully twisted into a misunderstanding and the child forgives their parent for being a monster to them. 🥰

FFXIV Dark Knight quests level 50-60: Your being my parent does not give you the right to deny me my survival. I will cut myself out of you to continue living if I have to, and I have friends and those who will protect me that will help me do this. This is a tragedy, but I will walk away from your cooling corpse with not a tear in my eyes.

[turkweek]

FFVII Turk Week 2026

Thanks to @interfaceleader for submitting some prompts this year and asking if we’d be running the event.

Turks. The Investigation Sector of the General Affairs Department. The Department of Administrative Research. Whatever you call them, they know who you are, and what you’re doing there. You don’t want to be on their bad side, and unless they’re working for you, you don’t want them following you, not that you’d notice them unless they wanted you to. They’re an interesting bunch, full of secrets, their own and others.

Below we have the list of prompts. Feel free to be as creative with those as you want to, and take your time working on your entries, but please don’t forget to post them on the right date if you can. (But remember, late is better than never!) Don’t like the prompts, or need MOAR PROMPTS? Make up your own! Or pull from a previous year!

Mar 24 - Day 1. Contingency Plan / "We blew past Plan B a while ago..."

Mar 25 - Day 2. Dual Action / "Double the Turks, double the fun"

Mar 26 - Day 3. Exfiltration / "Getting in isn't the problem, it's getting out."

Mar 27- Day 4. Midnight Cheer / "When restless souls roam"

Mar 28 - Day 5. Wardrobe Malfunction / “Hey that’s my shirt!” “I’m not changing, you change!” “Where’s my clothes?” “I’m not wearing that!”

Mar 29 - Day 6. Training Day / “How do I do this again?” “Did you read the instructions?” “We’ll just wing it.” “I lied on my resume.”

Mar 30 - Day 7. Break Room / Free Day (What goes on in the break room in the Turks part of the ShinRa Tower? Or take this as a free day for your own prompt.)

Please remember to include the week’s tag (ffviiturkweek) within the first 5 tags or else we might be unable to find your work! We will NOT accept/reblog anything containing Character/Ship Hate, so avoid including those in your entries. Also don’t repost anyone else’s work as your own! You are welcome to reblog other’s posts, but credit where credit is due. (Please message Asylos directly on tumblr or Mirintala on Discord if your post missed being reblogged.)

You can submit your works on AO3 to the event collection at https://archiveofourown.org/collections/TurkWeek

And if you have any questions, don’t be afraid of sending an ask, or messaging the mod (link in the menu sidebar).

We hope it turns out to be a fun event for everyone!

[luisonte]

....but.... why?

[thewisemankey]

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

[vlanderzine]

I want a knife gun.

[vivcaprica]

For an updated Ides of March

[deceptive-owls]

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

[thememedaddy]

[petorahs]

byleth “identity crisis” eisner

[vivacias]

What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

[kimikaami]

It’s that time of year again! My fandom trumps hate auction listing is live!

I’m offering a 2 character illustration for fe3h, princess tutu, or any fandom I’ve created for before!

links and more info below the cut

My auction:

See kimikaami's works <a href="https://kimikaamiart.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/kimikaami.bs

Fe3h auctions:

fth2026offerings | Entries tagged with fandom: fire emblem three houses

What is FTH?:

What is FTH? FTH is an online auction of fanworks that generates donations to progressive nonprofits that are working to protect marginalize

To be completely transparent, this is probably the best deal you’ll ever get on my art, haha. I believe last year’s winning bid was $60, when I’d normally charge double that for a commission.

Thanks for reading!

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Devastating to have more evidence that done IS better than perfect

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Additionally, findings indicate that the act of doing shows you that you were not seeking perfection, you were fearing inadequacy

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

@grey-and-lavender

#oh that last line gutted me #is there a place between perfect and failure?

Good news! There is!

Bad news! It is called 'done'

[grey-and-lavender]

✨ fuck ✨

[hansilw]

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[theotherpacman]

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[ezrisdax]

—you can love her, but you can’t keep her

for @dabokolo