Please. I am an extremely cute nerd. Oh, really? Because last time I checked it takes you at least half an hour to be ready. Apparition, definitely. I remember China. It was a good time. Maybe we should try America this time.
Oh, I know it’s true.
Cute? I’m way cuter than you, and everyone knows it. Half an hour? That’s you. I take no responsibility for such an act. I probably wear less makeup than you do, Gid. Okay, but you’re being on the s i d e. China was f u n; but also a god damn nightmare because I was supposed to be commentating on a Quidditch match in Surrey. America sounds fun.
Yeah, yeah - whatever helps you sleep at night.











