7/27

Bet you can't guess what this blogs about Everybody needs a little bit of Dinah in there life am I right ladies??

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE 

[kivaliszn]

Your MCM only believes in equality when it comes to hitting women and splitting bills.

[thenatsdorf]

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[tacosandeepthoughts-deactivated]

AMAZING

[saintdollyparton]

I’m not crying or anything…

[normanisource]

‘Cause baby, you know how to take that cake.

[normanisource]

Normani for Cosmopolitan Mexico

[knowwhatimeme]

[fifthharmonyyuppa]

waking up w less than 5 hours sleep:

stage one: this is not bad

stage two: what a refreshing morning, i feel a little tired but otherwise quite peachy. why am i not living life like this every day? why am i not taking advantage of every hour available to me and wasting precious amounts of it on meagre sleep?

stage three: feeling a bit nauseous now

stage four: i'm not really sure why i'm crying

stage five: who the fuck enjoys being awake? why has god forsaken me and cast me out into to this blighted land of the woken? when will i return to my slumber dungeon and-

[roosterroosterrooster-blog]

i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds

[jchamphero]

Because your ass decided to test me so shit imma pass with flying colors

[weavemama]

I HIGHY AGREE WITH THIS

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[tankaramo]

i hate it when i’m hate-reading someone’s blog and i see an actual good post and i have to reblog from the source like an animal

[drinkpisspissblood]

probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

[jadelyn]

Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don’t know how to do, right?”

But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”

Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that - and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward - is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“

And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.

[snagerdragon]

top tier search skills: finding the source of a rare meme

[thetrippytrip]

no wonder mommy has to march

[nestofstraightlines]

[juliaanoia]

NO WONDER MOMMY HAS TO MARCH

[marzipanandminutiae]

I WAS PRAYING SOMEONE WOULD ADD ANTI-SUFFRAGETTE CARTOONS TO THIS

honestly sexists can’t even come up with new arguments

[maxofs2d]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Latina journalist Maria Hinojosa epically shuts down a condescending Trump adviser on the word “illegals”