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Holding my breath until I die

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The horse represents my tenacity and zest for life 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

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I went out to eat alone and it was awesome except for the part where I finished eating all my eggs and then spilled maple syrup all over the table

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Gambling with my life right now (scrolling on Tumblr in public)

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The demons are speaking to me (cutting my own hair)

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I feel like the reading frame for what is considered as an actual hear me out shifts so far to the left on Tumblr. No more Xenomorphs or GLaDOS, give me the word library in spanish send post

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Guys did you know your headache and dizziness goes away when you eat things? Much to learn

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Some days ago I found a cheez-it book

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The ancient scrolls

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Writing so bad the only logical explanation is that he's gay

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Can I come over and eat macking cheese from the michael wave

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Why are electrical engineering majors always obsessed with building illegal things? Like every engineering major I've met is like "oh yeah over the summer I'm going to build a radio wave blocker. Like it's technically a felony but not if they catch you" like bro what the hell

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One roommate to the left looking at ikea coffee tables

One roommate to the right applying to food stamps

And me. In the middle. Reading AO3. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation

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Y'all ever stop reading a fic because it's incomplete and so absolutely fire that if you start reading and the author gets smited by the AO3 curse and never updates again it will fundamentally change you as a person

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Hardest thing about being an adult is having to tell yourself "we have food at home" instead of getting a little treat

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My toxic trait is I fully believe I could cut my own bangs and have them look good

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Hot girl summer? Well turn on the AC

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I'm the target audience for all my own posts the rest of you just happen to be here too

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I love how you can see who follows who on Tumblr when someone likes and reblogs one of your older posts and it's followed by a cascade of other people liking and reblogging

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Just wait until someone else reblogs this... then it's just a matter of biding my time

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like a horse to water