*confused screaming*

Hi, I'm Toad; an elclectic rat-goblin. Heavily invested in speculative biology and pmatga so may combine the two. I bounce between fandoms.

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

Happy 13 Years of PMatGA!!!

I started this color wheel back in November apparently so I thought this was a good time to finish it

[kedreeva]

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

[eunyisadoran]

Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? 😲

[kedreeva]

Yes there are actually 202 of them, the company sent 2 extra in the package, and I will be numbering them on the bottom with sharpie marker 1-250. This will ensure even if she manages to find all 202, she will never truly stop feeling like there might be a tiny duck somewhere unknown in the house. Lurking. Waiting to appear at the strangest time.

[talesfromtreatment]

#sometimes you must be gently evil to your friends#so they know you love them enough

very very important

[ifririt]

hey op i don't think those are frogs like you said

[armayes]

they're right those arent frogs op.

[kedreeva]

I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.

[kedreeva]

an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks

[kedreeva]

1 year and 7 months later:

[kedreeva]

#imagine the dread she felt when she found the first duck and realized op wasn't joking (via @robyn-goodfellowe)

The key to a good prank, imo, is that the person you're pranking should not feel bad. They should feel delight. My friend has 2 kids. She walked in the door from her vacation, and instead of having two cranky children to deal with as soon as she got home on top of everything else, she got two children excited to run around finding small ducks. My friend knows me well enough to know that when I say weird things there's always a chance I'm not joking, and she would have said no (and been respected) if she didn't want this. The prank was never that I was hiding the toys, just which toys they were, and how many would be hidden.

[theposhsworld]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Me starts new job

My grandpa’s uncle died

My supervisor: you should call the boss and take the day off to be with your grandpa

Me: takes the day off

My mother: they’re going to fire you, that makes you look bad

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

My mother: your grandpa would never want you to take the day off for that

My grandpa: that makes my day, I’m glad you let me know

[gryffon]

[jayrockin]

This week on Runaway to the Stars: Time to go. Catch up with pages on runawaytothestars.com! Read ahead on Patreon!

[oroshka]

As much as I love tadc I wish we got more updates on the gaslight district, knights of Guinevere and gameoverse instead of more tadc merch

[soranatus]

Links Between Beings•Explorers of Living Things 🌿 The Cryptid•Reader of the Night Sky 🌌 Part III, By Valentino Lasso, an Illustrator, Visual Developer, and Character Designer (Lasso’s Website) (Instagram)

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[woodwool]

this is killing me

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[cinewhore-deactivated20211003]

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

Rewatched the movie. I’ve officially returned to my UD phase

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[dorcushopei]

Horseshoe crab drawing for a project im working on what its gonna be is a secret shh

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[regionalpancake]

tags via @procrastinatorproject

So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

And since Serenity was mentioned too…

Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

And for those interested in a visual comparison:

(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)

[enigma-the-mysterious]

This is the analysis I am here for

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I was gonna say it’s more like a weed guy and his 1986 Honda Civic hatchback.

[hear-me-out-contest]

guys i have a better solution for this whole debate… spaceship yaoi