*confused screaming*

Hi, I'm Toad; an elclectic rat-goblin. Heavily invested in speculative biology and pmatga so may combine the two. I bounce between fandoms.

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

Happy 13 Years of PMatGA!!!

I started this color wheel back in November apparently so I thought this was a good time to finish it

[morggo]

arapaima-ish

[coern]

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

I’ll prolly finish tonight but here’s highlights in the meantime

I just rlly like these faces

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

If I had a nickel for every ship I enjoyed that featured a colorful rabbit-thing and was called “[adjective]bunny” something something two nickels

[limerence561111111]

Prettybunny be likeee:

(I'm actually love them lol)

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

hey uhhhhh is this real??? Bc it’s asking for my bank card

@tumblr

Edit: Yeah I thought so but thx y’all for confirmation that’s is a scam

[smallpwbbles]

My people are dropping like FLIES, STOP DRINKING THE CONTAMINATED WATER

[a-very-cute-snake]

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

More incoming.

Also wondering for a gag if OG Moxy would be voiced by Gwen Stefani. You’ll see

[ooppo]

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

[ooppo]

Does anyone else understand

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[neunhofferart]

Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:

[laropasucia]

[armengoldira]

The Panama Canal

[malinastharlock]