All Hail the Watcher

They/Them, BadaBing/BadaBoom, same pronouns as biggest-guadiest-patronuses but not the same species. Very sad that Supernatural is ending. Profile Icon is from @cherrypinkguava. Background is from @q-unsolved

[funnytwittertweets]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[water-weaving]

i was looking for special cat feeders because ours are gluttons who gorge themselves and i found this one...device:

this sounded fun so i checked the comments and...

[water-weaving]

im??

[water-weaving]

come to the dark side we have dry food scattered in strategically designed green colored plastic tubes

[moved--306389]

Toy works as intended, people just weren't counting on the fact cats are smart and evil

[kikithegirl]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

[nudne]

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

[kirbymongerr]

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

[kalichnikov]

[ostensiblynone]

paddington heist & rescue

Ghost Files Is Coming • Making Watcher 3 Dec 31, 2021

[omghotmemes]

Dutch can’t be a serious language

[whitepeopletwitter]

[grimelords]

my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.

[loveforhergirlfriendhaver-deact]

the crab fucking killed him dude

[pururin]

[solarbird]

what

what anime is this because that’s seattle

[nonplayerchar]

Thats not anime, thats just how it is over there.

[shisasan]

Enoki Toshiyuki [榎俊幸] (Japanese, b. 1961, Tokyo, Japan) - Black Cat  Paintings

[catchymemes]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

I didnt notice til the end that the Contact is named “My boss”

[8512121589]

you can’t change fate

[cabybapa]

I CAN SAVE HIM

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

[valeriapryanikova]

the best ghost hunters ever 

[reddpenn]

opinions about peanut butter