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Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 275 Original Translation: y4nderenka // donamoeba Scanlation: pandabaozi T/N: Nei hou = Hello // Yīn tè wǎng = Internet Please link back to our Tumblr when using translated images on other sites.

#accurate

quietlotusflower:

“It was peaceful until now. I think you blew out one of my ear drums just now.”

“Come on it wasn’t that bad. You’ve got to get songs stuck in your head sometimes, right?”

#quietlotusflower

quietlotusflower:

“Of all the songs. Really?”

“AHHHHH AND YOU HEARD ABOUT ME, OHHHH I GOT SOME BIG ENEMIES!”

“How’s it going?”

#quietlotusflower

“Big reputation, big reputation, oooh you and me have got a big reputation, naaaaaahhhh”

#open #I have this godforsaken song stuck in my head so now Lance does too

#OOC #KILL ME

APH China: Hong Kong, what are you going to do tomorrow?

APH Hong Kong: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.

#what do you mean incorrect

iceland: i'm cold.

hong kong: just like my heart.

iceland: now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

#what do you mean incorrect

pandabaozi-deactivated20210411

look at his beautiful face and his beautiful swishy swish fringe and his beautiful t h i c c eyebrows and his beautiful look of beautiful #concern

#official art #beautiful

“If I gave you a fish, would you take care of it or would it be better for me to find a fish rescue?”

#open #he might have stumbled into a pet store again and was horrified by what he found

pearlbythesea:

“If you don’t have space for it, I could probably take it. Can I come over and take a look at it?”

Shit, that means he has to clean. It’s amazing how much crap one can fit in such a small space.

“Sure thing just give me a bit. And I think it’s a he, and you might want to get him fixed if you’re interested.”

#pearlbythesea #wait till she sees that he lives in a literal shoebox lol

pearlbythesea:

“Aw. What kind of dog is it?”

“Some kind of mutt I think. It’s honestly pretty ugly but you know how I am I guess.”

#pearlbythesea #He just couldn't resist #He sees strays and thinks of himself

“So I sorta found this dog wondering around lost, and nobody claimed it, so now I have it but there’s no way in hell my apartment will fit myself and a dog this big. Or a dog of any size really. Couldn’t even handle a cat.”

“So who wants a free dog?”

#ic #open

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TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)

[text]: send me pictures

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore

[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)

[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore

[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!

[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho

[text]: i love you so fucking much

[text]: i hate you

[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U

[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you

[text]: i need you. now.

[text]: please respond. im so worried about you

[text]: last night was so GOOD

[text]: what are you wearing? ;)

[text]: is he bigger than me?

[text]: did you sleep with her ?!

[text]: you’re just a slut

[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot

[drunk text]: im iss youu

[text]: bed or floor? ;-)

[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !

[text]: i want you naked.

[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?

[text]: i want to show you how much i love you

[text]: do you hate me?

[text]: i’m so sorry

[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT

[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..

[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off

[text]: netflix and chill?

[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss

[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol

[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)

[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

#ask memes

Literature Quizzes

Tagged by @tai-mei-hua

Homeric Epithet: Breaker of Horses

You are Jing Kau, breaker of horses, which is how you should be introducing yourself to people from this day forward. This ancient epithet was used to describe Atreus (king of Mycenae), Agamemnon (son of Atreus, also king of Mycenae), Hector (prince of Troy), Diomedes (king of Argos), and now you. That’s a lot of pressure, I know. Just don’t screw it up. You’ll be fine.

Fatal Flaw: You’re Too Clever By Half

Your intelligence is unmatched, but your smart mouth is going to get you into trouble one of these days. Everyone says so. Odds are you’ll make one witty remark too many and meet a tragic, easily preventable end that surprises no one in the least. You’ll be mourned, of course, but we all saw it coming, and you kind of deserved it.

Greek Mythology Death: Killed By A Wild Boar That Was Sent By One Of The Gods

See, here’s the thing—someone sent that wild boar. It might have been Artemis, because she was jealous of your skill with a bow and arrow; it might have been Ares, who hated you; or it might have been Apollo, because your girlfriend blinded his son. There’s really no telling. You made enemies. This is just what happens when you’re too beautiful to even exist. Either way, you got mauled by a pig and are now dead, but you died in Aphrodite’s arms as she wept, so at least you've got that going for you.

Literary Setting: On The Road

You got “On the road!” Like so many literary characters (Huck Finn, Odysseus, Gulliver, etc.), you’re an adventurer and explorer at heart, and the literary setting that most closely matches your personality is, quite frankly…all the settings! You’re not meant to settle down in one spot—you’re the kind of person who hits up multiple parties in one night, and your insta is probably filled with pics of all the cool places you’ve travelled to. So embrace it! Take to the open road with your friends, run through a field of wildflowers in the middle of nowhere, and please get a pic next to the world’s largest Ketchup bottle.

Tagging: No one and everyone

#headcanon #quizzes #He got the same literary setting as Hui Feng aww it's destiny #This was so much fun and so hilarious omg

OOC: y’all just had to start with this nonsense didn’t you.

#ooc/#Mun and muse #I'll come back here for real at some point

naikoteki:

[ Text ] Germany-san knows better as well.

[ Text ] … Yes, it was Italy-kun.

[text] FIRST TRY

[text] wait how did you mistake my number for italys

#naikoteki

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