Strange Strange Quotes

These are some of the funniest or strangest things that either me or my friends have heard / 20 / They/Them

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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3

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What a perfect Thursday morning gift!!

Thank you so much!!!

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Lit Class Quote

Lit Professor: Nobody did that in the late 1800s.

Jamie: No one spoke?!

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Nature's best bug killer is my croc.

Tanner

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Solve the problem before it solves you.

Dell

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I did a fat U-turn on solving this problem.

Anvei

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You will fear my floating trees.

Void

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John Locke looks like a melting candle.

Eli

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Lit Prof Conversation #1

Lit Prof: How did you know she had an OF?

Student 1: No comment

Student 2: The call is coming from inside the house.

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I was about to destroy the time of it's life!

Void

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Didn't feel any of those eight legs on my forehead.

Elise

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Stop bullying the lobster before I slap you so hard you see the Gods.

Void

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Nick Canon needs to be neutered.

Elise

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Go Guardian is discriminatory towards my assignments

History Teacher

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This is now life lessons with *history teacher* on who you should or should not date!

History Teacher

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Keanu Reeves could secretly identify as a tumbleweed!

Cole

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I though you said your hair was fat.

Cole

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Call me Shakespeare because I'm making shit up.

Eli