Bar Talks // Open Starter
Sometimes it was easier, to tell the truth while making it impossible to believe. Nobody could accuse her of lying, because she spoke the truth. She merely spoke it in a way that kept people from believing her. But she wasn’t afraid to admit what she was, her numerous faults, though it could take a while to get through them.
“I know that I don’t need it. You just don’t seem to have heard of sarcasm before. And I actually do not have to stop doing that. See, that’s the thing. I’m a bitch. If you don’t like that, you have no need to talk to me.” Enya shrugged, seeing it as hardly more complicated than that. She was what she was, and she saw no reason to be in denial of that.
“-- Oh, no, I’ve heard of sarcasm. You just aren’t doing it well. The funny thing is, about half of sarcastic comments are in the visual elements. The bad sarcasm, anyway. The better the sarcasm, the less visual it is. At least in my experience, anyway. I mean, it’s up to you if you wanna stop being a total dickwad, but I just thought you should know that I have no reason to go anywhere. So if you don’t want to be called out on being an ass, you don’t have to talk to me either. Glad we sorted that out.”
Alex smiled, raising their glass a little, then taking another drink. What? They weren’t moving. It was just that they weren’t here for taking things laying down without pointing out hypocrisies and etcetera.












