because every day is a goddamn fiesta

hi my name's melissa and i love americanized chinese food // pharah icon: @batfleckenthusiast

[setheverman]

i always remember how big i am when i pick up a shirt and it turns out it’s my underwear

[setheverman]

Dw🅰️yne “The 🆑ock” 🅱️ohnson

[thebootydiaries]

[poison-nova]

[sweetdreamsarepoison]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[cookingstimsarchive]

By Foodydiy on Instagram

[dizzydevious]

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

[creaturerising]

TIPS FOR HURRICANE IRMA. STAY SAFE MY FLORIDA FRIENDS! Gas prices are already up to $3 and water is hard to find until new deliveries come in. I have to drive much farther out for supplies.

[postingwhileblack]

[goattrain]

Do you believe in Serena Williams?

[fancyladssnacks]

I believe

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[blueraspberries]

this guy has the most difficult bird of all time but he loves him anyway

[alistair-button]

Everything you need in one spot

[i-m-snek]

[catiwilliams]

FIVE OF THEM

FIVE DIFFERENT JULIANS

[loser23jtw]

My friends are all changing their names to mine on Facebook and our other friends are terrified.

[daisyguns-blog]

Join us.

[lucidnee]

[jazeth]

I shared this on Facebook and my mom and dad liked it lmao

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[plasmalogical]

every fucking day on this website you absolute cretins attack me in some awful way i never expected

[realifedreamgirl]

I can’t wait until I am in that place where everything just falls together perfectly