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opening the tumblr app today i wonder what everyone is—

#auston matthews #bro you have enough bank to just fly to turkey stop with these performative noninvasive techniques

guys i love my wallpaper (photos from @1634archive !!)

#auston matthews #mitch marner #1634

brandoncarlo

Save him.

#connor mcdavid #if he has no personality then what is this #i suggest you check his twitter account it is truly hilarious #this tweet is no longer there tho it seems like he figured it must be deleted

nylanderscores

Auston and Mitch's hug post game

#auston matthews #mitch marner #1634 #caught in 4k

i love how he uses a pic from four nations and not the olympics

july 1, 2026 · via connor’s instagram story for canada day

#connor mcdavid #team canada hockey #the trauma runs deep #never forget

the oilers just got themselves freddie anderson

#edmonton oilers #we might just see mcdavid smile nexts season

i love drat

#edmonton oilers #leon draisaitl #darnell nurse #the thing about 1634 is that auston never made a goodbye post for mitchy

SOMEBODY CONFIRM BECAUSE IS THAT WHAT I FUCKING THINK IT IS

july 1, 2026 · via mitch's instagram post for canada day

#mitch marner #1634 #THE 16 NECKLACE #in case you didn't know auston has a matching 34 one #mitchy can we not do this today #maybe i'm just blind #i want to cry

posted 8 minutes ago btw

july 1, 2026 · via mitch's instagram post for canada day

#auston matthews #mitch marner #1634 #yes i get excited when they like each others' posts #unfortunately this made my day #i am delusional

lauren lyle is literally mcdrai’s #1 fan

june 27, 2026 · via celeste's instagram dump of her and lauren's birthday party (video had no sound)

#connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #lauren kyle #mcdrai #edm polycule #connor literally has his hands around drai's neck #drai is literally leaning back #mcdavid is not going anywhere LMAO

IM FRIED

#connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #mcdrai #that’s the same watch if you’re wondering #their arms literally form parallel lines

sidsrockingchair

#team canada hockey #i miss this group so much bring them back

demotu-writes

You can tell Leon's the dom and Connor's the sub because of Leon's constant manspreading into everyone else's space and Connor making himself smaller per usual with the demure crossed ankles.

#connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #mcdrai #so accurate HAHAHAHAHA

moon-honey-31

love that they had literally thousands of photos to choose from and some designer carefully chose the one where he looks like he's in the process of being martyred. painfully.

more mcdrai sightings

june 29, 3026 · via pattymaroon and silkyself87’s instagram dump of lauren and celeste’s joint birthday party

#connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #lauren kyle #celeste desjardins #mcdrai #edm polycule #it’s nice to see mcdavid smile #look at drai looking at connor in the third photo

i just discovered 1634 a week ago and today i came across one of those hockey gossip accounts, went down the auston matthews personal life rabbit hole for a solid 5 hours, and unfortunately discovered he is probably straighter than a ruler

and a manwhore.

call me naive for thinking anything different

#auston matthews #toronto maple leafs #1634 #im actually a little bit devastated #i still mourn them tho

in my opinion he doesn't even need a hair transplant he just needs to cut his damn flow and stop combing his hair back. i know plenty of guys who have questionable hairlines but hide them with a fringe. and bro it's not even like you don't have bank - if you have money for veneers surely you can do something about your hair

#auston matthews #toronto maple leafs #hair #turkey #somebody get this to auston matthews or else i would've spent my claude credits for nothing #auston i love you but you needed to be at turkey like yesterday and if not the next flight there #does he not see the potential #it can't be the hair in his eyes because atp he doesn't have any #you'd think a guy who's into fashion would put some thought into his hair #i even made claude give him multiple options #lose the flow #if you already have a receding hairline why would you comb your hair back #don't comb your hair back #im sorry i used ai but i felt like the situation was dire #i know you don't want to be in a codependent relationship with caps for the rest of your life #maybe he actually likes his receding hairline??#i think big foreheads are cute but lets not push it too much

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