#edm polycule

[nymhciv]

she made it 🇮🇹

[mitch-mcrner]

sorry this is just so crazy. like wdym your husband and your husband’s best friend/teammate and your best friend/ex-roommate who also happens to have “coincidentally” married your husband’s bestfriend last year took a SHARED honeymoon together in SAINT TROPEZ on a BOAT that said “JUST MARRIED”???

[sidmackk]

baby mcdrai (+ some current) but was thinking about first overalls and their desperate need for a high pick from the year or two before their draft to be their emotional support animal

(see: macklin celebrini and will smith, connor bedard and how much happier he seems with frank nazar this year, auston matthews and mitch marner, connor mcdavid and leon draisaitl, idk enough about them but jack hughes and nico hischier seem to fit the mold, etc.)

and how connor mcintrovert needs that german bitch around so much to say things like “you can’t teach that” when reporters ask stupid questions and also for joint honeymoons… anyways!

[pissyleon]

i’ve seen this photo a million times but i am just now noticing that they’re wearing coordinated outfits…. they’re wearing coordinated outfits on their joint honeymoon.

[aeria-c]

[crisisthegirl]

you’d think that mcdrai’s rpf dynamic woulda changed what with them both getting married but no! it just evolved! we now have a perfect four way polycule in edmonton! marvelous

[king-of-the-crease]

last week (or so) on nhl, a soap opera:

willmack have completed their fusion process with yet another couple costume and a joint tiktok account (the twink hard launch)

the habs polycule has taken pack mentality to the next step

the boys are picking their own music across the league and its all very gay or very "heterosexual"

jakub dobes is being haunted

mitch marner is very happy, doing very well in you know where; auston matthews is still hot

the boys are getting PAID

except for mcdavid, he wants to keep rpfing himself with his bestfriend... and his wife... and his bestfriend's wife... and the stanley cup (his otp)

and we're tk*ch*k free for a month! pop the fizzy, girlies gays and theys

[confusedhockeyslut]

these are the same genre of posts to me. whose home? who’s getting married? all good questions