the signs as i know them
aries: a ray of sunshine or a flame of hell
taurus: sweet when they want to be but devastatingly stubborn
gemini: pleasant to the extreme or two faced and disloyal
cancer: a tiny baby you need to mind and nurture
leo: asshole, but in a cute way
virgo: great listener, loyal friend or literal scum of the earth do not approach
libra: kind, it's a pity they don't follow their own advice because it's generally great
scorpio: not openly affectionate, but they're fun and loyal friends
sagittarius: a sweetheart who just wants to do the Right thing
capricorn: just really cool and kind??
aquarius: thoughtful, interesting, kind of pretentious, but rightfully so or a Living Embarrassment
pisces: talks way too much or talks way too little, but v sweet
