💀fiInalky Dungeon💀

Come get locked up in my dungeon, there's printed out posts on the walls and friendly rats

[moniquill]

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Chat is this real

[fiinalky]

It's as [void] [empty] [unreal] [nonexistant] [null] as [you] [me] [anyone] [anything] [nothing]

[larval-tear]

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

[draedient]

Givin tumblr another shot, since I kinda deleted it a while back. Though I have trouble with social media, I'm hoping to meet someone like me on here.

[fiinalky]

ECCENTRIC PRISONERS BE ON THE LOOK OUT IN THE BURROW

[sabrebash]

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

[parrotninja]

Tumblr? Are you ok? Do you need a doctor, cause you seem to be having some dementia

[fiinalky]

The "wait I have an idea" tag worries me bro

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

reddit will say shit like "this is the platform of intellectuals" and then if u look into it you'll find shit like this

[slimewizaaard]

I think Mr Beast SHOULD get horny your honor

[username-not-registered]

"We paid 1000 pornstars!!!"

[fiinalky]

Imagine the look on the janitor

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What the fuck did you do

You're reviving it????

[computerintestines]

i must dethrone others to keep my place as the lord of flop posts

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I got it with the K... It's Joever...

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We forgot the U DAMMIT- [meteor]

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[username-not-registered]

@fiinalky who's this mf

[fiinalky]

He's one of the trolls in homestuck, he speaks in all caps and made a very canon song about himself called Karkalicious. Highlights of his character are: he gave cancer to a frog and kissed a dude ( male )

[dash-n-step]

Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck

[warped-fungus-on-a-stick]

WHAT IN THE SWEET AND SOUR FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

[username-not-registered]

You can ask my trusted homestuck expert @fiinalky

[fiinalky]

Homestuck is a little webcomic where 4 kids play a game and 12 other bucket-hating alien kids troll them, I recommend it if you're autistic and have access to the internet #homestuck #waitnottheracist"alien" #hugebitchbluhbluh

[bumbling-wizard]

I’d like everyone to meet soup

[fiinalky]

Could I possible recruit Soup to roam my eternal dungeon? He'd fit right in, there's other mice and rats and stuff

[bumbling-wizard]

They’re actually a possum, and they like open spaces im not sure if they’d be super happy with that.

[fiinalky]

Oh my apologies, do let me know if they consider it though

[bumbling-wizard]

They wanna know what kinda hours? Like. If you need a shopkeep for adventurers I think they’d be up for it. Little alcove with a big soup pot and magic scroll shelf?

[fiinalky]

Oh absolutely, they can be the respected little shopkeep for the people that get locked up or lost down here. And tell them hours are flexible, honestly they can come and leave whenever they want to.

[bumbling-wizard]

they said theyre up for it. theyll come over tomorrow around noon to survey the place. you dont need to be there just leave like... a small window or possum sized hole open.

[fiinalky]

Alright, awesome I'll make sure they can get in, hope they like the place, it might be spooky at first I do admit

[bumbling-wizard]

They’re wondering if they can decorate?

[fiinalky]

Of course, they can do whatever they want with their space, though refrain from decorating TOO much outside of that

[chaoticmcd]

SPLATOON

[fiinalky]

Splatoon

[bumbling-wizard]

I’d like everyone to meet soup

[fiinalky]

Could I possible recruit Soup to roam my eternal dungeon? He'd fit right in, there's other mice and rats and stuff

[bumbling-wizard]

They’re actually a possum, and they like open spaces im not sure if they’d be super happy with that.

[fiinalky]

Oh my apologies, do let me know if they consider it though

[bumbling-wizard]

They wanna know what kinda hours? Like. If you need a shopkeep for adventurers I think they’d be up for it. Little alcove with a big soup pot and magic scroll shelf?

[fiinalky]

Oh absolutely, they can be the respected little shopkeep for the people that get locked up or lost down here. And tell them hours are flexible, honestly they can come and leave whenever they want to.

[bumbling-wizard]

they said theyre up for it. theyll come over tomorrow around noon to survey the place. you dont need to be there just leave like... a small window or possum sized hole open.

[fiinalky]

Alright, awesome I'll make sure they can get in, hope they like the place, it might be spooky at first I do admit

[username-not-registered]

Watching one of my long-time mutuals get into the Wizard Community, couldn't be more proud of them

[fiinalky]

Shoutout to @slutty-wizard-council and @bumbling-wizard fr, the wizard community is great thanks for letting me in

[bumbling-wizard]

I’d like everyone to meet soup

[fiinalky]

Could I possible recruit Soup to roam my eternal dungeon? He'd fit right in, there's other mice and rats and stuff

[bumbling-wizard]

They’re actually a possum, and they like open spaces im not sure if they’d be super happy with that.

[fiinalky]

Oh my apologies, do let me know if they consider it though

[bumbling-wizard]

They wanna know what kinda hours? Like. If you need a shopkeep for adventurers I think they’d be up for it. Little alcove with a big soup pot and magic scroll shelf?

[fiinalky]

Oh absolutely, they can be the respected little shopkeep for the people that get locked up or lost down here. And tell them hours are flexible, honestly they can come and leave whenever they want to.

[slutty-wizard-council]

someone asked if we are a council of slutty wizards, or a wizard council that is slutty as a whole.

it was horrible. we do not even know ourselves as much as we believed.

we are hereby stopping all activities until we have resolved this crisis of the self.

[fiinalky]

Shall I take the vile creature who asked this question to my dungeon? They should know no freedom after asking a question like that. They know what they were doing

[slutty-wizard-council]

Can you take us to your dungeon instead? 👉👈

[fiinalky]

Anytime, it's pretty lonely down here, besides the rats

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EDIT : I DON'T GET FREAKY WITH THE RATS

[username-not-registered]

*aggressive coughing* if you have the gif tab on your mobile keyboard or just search using the Tumblr GIF function that'll work too *aggressive coughing*

[fiinalky]

Oh shit yeah it works way better on mobile, thanks

Here you go btw

[bumbling-wizard]

I’d like everyone to meet soup

[fiinalky]

Could I possible recruit Soup to roam my eternal dungeon? He'd fit right in, there's other mice and rats and stuff

[bumbling-wizard]

They’re actually a possum, and they like open spaces im not sure if they’d be super happy with that.

[fiinalky]

Oh my apologies, do let me know if they consider it though

[slutty-wizard-council]

someone asked if we are a council of slutty wizards, or a wizard council that is slutty as a whole.

it was horrible. we do not even know ourselves as much as we believed.

we are hereby stopping all activities until we have resolved this crisis of the self.

[fiinalky]

Shall I take the vile creature who asked this question to my dungeon? They should know no freedom after asking a question like that. They know what they were doing

[slutty-wizard-council]

Can you take us to your dungeon instead? 👉👈

[fiinalky]

Anytime, it's pretty lonely down here, besides the rats

EDIT: I DON'T GET FREAKY WITH THE RATS