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CHARLIE KARLIE ARLINGTON, CROSS CONSTELLATION PORG REPRESENTATIVE AND CO-FOUNDER OF DEATH STICKS INTERNATIONAL YOUR HONOUR /  discount bird lawyerin as memed by charlie

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‘ OHHH ! OH―OH TH-HEY TASTE GOOD DUDE?! THEY TASTE GOOD DUDE!? WANNA―Y-WANNA MAYBE ( !!! ) . . . LICK YOUR MUTTON CHOPS OVER IT―NO! OKAY!? NO! NONONONONONONO DO YOU . . . REALIZE THE KIND OF―you know what YOU KNOW WHAT ( ! ) . . . I CAN’T EVEN WASTE MY ENERGY ON THIS. I WILL SUE YOU FOR . . . SUE REASONS!!! SUED!!! MY LAW FIRM WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS AND-AND YOU AND YOUR UNGODLY CRAVINGS YOU FKCIGNAHSLK ... FGKSAJLJGDSKAJLKJDFSA ’

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