[something witty]

[djmixedtape]

help, I can't stop buying concert tickets

[djmixedtape]

hands down my favorite part of every interaction i have with a new mental health care professional is that look i get after talking with them for about 5 minutes and then they say

"......have you ever been assessed for ADHD?"

[kamil-a]

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drtanner]

Didn't like it

[spiritualistapologist]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[djmixedtape]

Quick, does anyone have that paparazzi photo of a drunk Ed Sheeran being lovingly held by a man who's yelling at the camera person taking the pic???

[djmixedtape]

Here's what the pic was for, haha

[herpsandbirds]

[djmixedtape]

Quick, does anyone have that paparazzi photo of a drunk Ed Sheeran being lovingly held by a man who's yelling at the camera person taking the pic???

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[djmixedtape]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

my me hurts

[wheresmyphonemp3]

ouch ough ouch. #MyMe

[greedysadistdaddi]

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[parasociallyawkward]

'Caveat' (2020)

'Oddity' (2024)

'Hokum' (2026)

Damian McCarthy