The Invisible Girl

Shelly Washburne, twenty-two years old, just a(n Inhuman) waitress

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the-fire-that-burns:

[Not Thor, Obviously] Well, at least you can understand my frustration with my brother, then. [Not Thor, Obviously] I can tell, believe me. [Not Thor, Obviously] I AM a god. Why must I always repeat that to you Midgardians? [Not Thor, Obviously] I am not uptight. No one appreciates humor more than myself. I am the God of Mischief, after all. [Not Thor, Obviously] Chill? I do hope that is not some thinly-veiled gibe at my true nature. If so, you will regret that. [Not Thor, Obviously] I am Loki of Asgard, and I really do not enjoy this stupid technological chit chat. Why can’t you mortals speak to one another? Why must you have machines do it for you?

[ text;; unknown number ] Definitely. Few things are as annoying as a brother [ text;; unknown number ] Anyone can CLAIM to be a God. I could say I’m a God, it doesn’t make me one. What if you’re lying? [ text;; “Mr High and Mighty” ] Oh yeah? What’s the last prank or joke you pulled then? I need a good laugh  [ text;; “Mr High and Mighty” ] That depends. What’s your true nature??? I’m all ears. [ text;; “Mr High and Mighty” ] Loki as in “Tried To Take Over The Earth” Loki? Loki and his merry aliens? Dude. You’re an ass. No one likes a villain taking over their home :/ [ text;; “Mr High and Mighty” ] Because it’s fun? It’s simple? It’s quick, too. We’re not in the same place we couldn’t talk without a technology!

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onlyaphcse:

{ text;; ghost writer } :( my impressions are wonderful { text;; ghost writer } you say that like it’s an insult { text;; ghost writer } besides i’m not that much of a nerd. i know nerdier people { text;; ghost writer } i got bored, there’s a lot of things to learn about serial killers { text;; ghost writer } what do you suggest i do?

[ text && ninja kitty ] lmao if you say so  [ text && ninja kitty ] maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. who knows? [ text && ninja kitty ] i very much doubt that!! [ text && ninja kitty ] there are waaay more exciting and fun things to do than research serial killers. Like, idek, researching anything else?! [ text && ninja kitty ] you’re still on bed rest, yeah? What about watching films, playing video games? Browse things online. Take an online course. Read some books. [ text && ninja kitty ] Or if youre off bed rest we can go do something.

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❝ … It seems I’ve created a monster. A strangely persuasive monster. ❞ (Elsa, I couldn't help myself)

"har de har har,” Shelly replied, pouting. Of course, the redheaded woman couldn’t see that, given as how her body was invisible. Not her clothes though - she had yet to work out how to turn her clothes invisible. She knew the woman was just joking, and truthfully it did lighten her up a little - mostly just because the way this woman spoke and was acting, Shelly was beginning to think there were such things as monsters out there. For the girl whose hero was Stephen King and who’d watched nearly every black&white classic horror film that was amazing.

“Come on, I swear I’ll try anything. You can tell me. I mean, look at me. I’m hardly likely not to believe you! I’ll try anything to get better with my powers, and I do want to here your stories.” She was grinning now, her fright over suddenly turning invisible (again) beginning to fade. She was glad that it was this woman who had seen her disappear - and not one of the other waitresses.

Usually throwing out the garbage wasn’t as exciting as this, but she’d been startled by something rushing past her - something large and hairy that seemed to disappear right down into the sewer through the manhole at the end of the alley. Shelly hadn’t even had time to blink before she was suddenly invisible and then babbling at the woman, trying to persuade her not to tell anyone what had happened. And then trying to persuade her to talk and tell her just what the hell was going on - the woman had only said one tiny thing about hunting down a monster and here she was ready to listen and believe anything she had to say.

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❝ Well, I speak the most Italian, so I’ll be your escort. ❞

“An escort?” Shelly replied, looking over at him with raised eyebrows. She was silent a minute before bursting out laughing, shaking her head as she turned away to clear up the mess left on the table by the last patrons. She placed the plates in the centre of the tray, the rubbish at the side. “That makes it sound way fancier than it is. It also makes it sound like I’d be... like... hirin’ you for the night or somethin’.”

It was an all-round ridiculous and funny idea. The event wasn’t anything fancy. Just some thing at the university. And maybe she’d let it slip that she was annoyed by how posh it had been made to sound, how snubbed she’d felt about some comments regarding her going (it wasn’t like she was dirt poor, she was just making her way best she could). 

“I don’t need an escort, thanks for the offer though.” Actually, she kind of figured it was most likely a joke than an actual offer from him. “I’m gonna bet most people speak english, it is just a university event. And I can learn a little Italian before I go.” She gave a shrug, then picked up the tray. Sending Tony a smile, she added, “Just cause I said it seems more like a couples thin’ an’ a fancy affair doesn’t mean I can’t cope.”

She was about to move before pausing and adding, “But I’ll keep your offer in mind.” As she wandered off, Shelly said, jokingly, “Plus, there’s still some time. Maybe I’ll get a better offer, you know? I’m not sure you could pull it off - I dunno if you’re the type of escort I’d like, despite how brilliant your Italian may be.”

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❝ I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English? ❞ (Pietro)

Shelly popped a couple of fries in her mouth, chewing them as she listened to Pietro begin to talk. Anything involving silly questions caught her attention - and by this point she was beginning to get used to Pietro starting with silly question, and after answering getting a reply that was usually just him shaking his head and muttering something about Americans.

She gave a bit of a grin at his question, proudly straightening up. “I’ll have you know I can speak French.” A tiny bit. The teeniest tiny bit. Little bit of German too, but so badly it was embarrassing and she really didn’t want to try. “I guess a lot of us can’t. The education system here doesn’t put too much emphasis on languages, I guess.” Which was unfortunate. Shelly honestly would love to learn.

“But a few of my friends can speak different languages. Spanish is a huge language, a lot of people I know can speak that. A waitress at the diner knows Japanese - hey, so does Kitty. She knows a tonne of languages an’ she’s American. Russian and Japanese and... other stuff. Wookie or whatever, I don’t know.” Shelly gave a shrug, going to pick up more fries before realising most were now all gone. She nonchalantly flipped Pietro off, grabbing the fries that were left. 

“So, like...  a few of us can? Yeah, it’s somethin’ we should work on. But I guess it means you can like, swear and curse at people in a different language or just say anything in a different language and watch people freak out about it. ...what happened that made you question it now? gettin’ frustrated no one else understands you?”

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❝    Well, I speak the most Italian, so I’ll be your escort.      ❞  

❝    I don’t speak Italian.     ❞  

❝     I didn’t know.      ❞  

❝     Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin’ in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you’re fightin’ in a basement!    ❞  

❝    Looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here.      ❞ 

❝      By all means, Captain.      ❞  

❝     There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily…      ❞  

 ❝    I must say, damn good stuff, Sir.    ❞  

❝      Now, about this pickle… we find ourselves in. It would appear there’s only one thing left for you to do.      ❞  

❝     I’m gonna give you a little somethin’ you can’t take off.     ❞  

❝     …    Are you mad? What have you done?    ❞  

❝     You’ll be shot for this!      ❞  

❝     I’d make that deal.     ❞  

❝      AU REVOIR!      ❞  

 ❝      [very bad Italian accent] Arriverderci.      ❞  

❝     I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?   ❞  

❝   You know,  you’re getting pretty good at that.   ❞  

❝     Fuck a duck!     ❞  

❝     I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.      ❞  

❝     …    burn it down.    ❞  

❝     …    Oui !  ❞  

❝     [in Italian with obvious southern accent] Buongiorno.    ❞  

❝   Grazie.    ❞  

 ❝     Am I pronouncing it correctly?      ❞  

❝     Sì… er, corretto.     ❞  

❝      Say it for me once please?      ❞  

❝     Wait for the crème.   ❞  

 ❝      What the fuck are we supposed to do?      ❞  

❝    You know, where I’m from…      ❞  

❝     … Yeah, where is that, exactly?      ❞  

❝      I did have something else I wanted to ask you, but right now, for the life of me, I can’t remember what it is. Oh, well, must not have been important. Till tonight.    ❞  

❝      Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. It’s called suspicious.      ❞  

 ❝     …  we have to make a deal.    ❞  

❝     What kind of deal?     ❞ 

❝     It’s been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover.     ❞  

❝     …   It seems I’ve created a monster. A strangely persuasive monster.     ❞  

❝    Put your foot in my lap.     ❞  

❝     … I beg your pardon?      ❞  

 ❝     I’m not talking about that. You’re talking about that.     ❞  

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onlyaphcse:

{ text;; ghost writer } what??? that was an excellent impression { text;; ghost writer } seriously? cause i can do klingon too { text;; ghost writer } im bored! so very bored. unbelievably bored. bored to death. { text;; ghost writer } did you know that the owner of a sausage shop once spent $30,000 trying to rid his shop of an awful smell… only to learn the smell was from next door where a serial killer was hiding dead bodies? { text;; ghost writer } and that one italian serial killer once turned her victims into soap????

[ text && ninja kitty ] yeah, sure it was  [ text && ninja kitty ] I cant even tell if you’re joking. Are you? Ur a fuckin nerd Pryde [ text && ninja kitty ] Should I be worried that when you’re bored you research serial killers? [ text && ninja kitty ] i didn’t know those things, thanks for telling me.

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onlyaphcse:

{ phone;; voice mail } {10secs of muffled laughter then a really awful chewbacca roar impression before the phone is dropped}

[ ten mins later ]

{ text;; ghost writer } did you get my voice mail? { text;; ghost writer } you didn’t text back. i told u it was urgent in wookie

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{ text;; ninja kitty } is THAT what it was? i thought you were being attacked or something. smh { text;; ninja kitty } sorry i don’t speak wookie. should have sent it in klingon { text;; ninja kitty } whats up, kit-kat?

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Plotting call!

Tumblr has messed up my notifications badly, so replies most likely tomorrow at some point once it’s sorted?? Until then I’d love to plot with Shelly, maybe work on a thread to get her to finally show off her powers since she’s told like one person about them. Soooo like and i’ll hop into your ims to plot? :) x

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s u p e r p o w e r invisiblity

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onlyaphcse:

{ text;; ghost writer } haha i swear i am doing all those things! sort of! { text;; ghost writer } i keep moving about and hank gets mad when he has 2 redo stitches and bandages  { text;; ghost writer } even lockheed is trying to get me 2 stay still now { text;; ghost writer } oh you “forgot” { text;; ghost writer } :/ { text;; ghost writer } go on a date with both of them, pit them against each other. make them do crazy things for u. 

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{ text;; ghost writer } this isn’t a good thing!!! jean will tell everyone im going on a date { text;; ghost writer } plus half the time she has a worse fashion sense than me! thats sayin smthng! { text;; ghost writer } i have to admit that sounds great. get a whole gang of us storming the town in a totally good way. id love that

[ text && ninja kitty ] kitty! is2g ill come down there and like just sit on you to keep you in place [ text && ninja kitty ] lockheed is wonderful and is just doing the best he can!!! [ text && ninja kitty ] also when can i meet lockheed? [ text && ninja kitty ] srsly kitty, just get better soon. its strange seeing YOU of all ppl feelin down [ text && ninja kitty ] :p  [ text && ninja kitty ] i like ur style. unfortunately i dont have the time :( maybe jst a date w/1 of them. keep me up2date with all ur hot gossip & “dates”

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[ text && ninja kitty ] omg thats hilarious. u’ll be the latest hot rumour. whos professor k dating?! lol no1 [ text && ninja kitty ] i jk [ text && ninja kitty ] no one has a worse sense of fashion that u, kitty [ text && ninja kitty ] perfect! i kno things hve been pretty crap lately. itll be nice to have some fun and relax. plus the diner is shut rn so i have lots of time

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onlyaphcse:

{ text;; ghost writer } i’m getting better. still sore. i’m a tough biscuit tho { text;; ghost writer } what????????? { text;; ghost writer } why r u setting me up dates? i dont need u to do that { text;; ghost writer } i have a person i can go see and have fun with

{ ten mins later  }

{ text;; ghost writer } jean saw the txts or read my mind { text;; ghost writer } she wants 2 kno how cute the guys r { text;; ghost writer } i think shes plannin on giving me a makeovr 4 it :/ ur the worst

[ text && ninja kitty ] drink lots of fluids! [ text && ninja kitty ] catch up on sleep! [ text && ninja kitty ] get well reaaaallly soon bc i dont like u hurt :( [ text && ninja kitty ] oh shoot. i forgot :/ [ text && ninja kitty ] its just like a kissing buddies thing. ur not exclusive. 1 date with a cute boy wont hurt :D [ text && ninja kitty ] i’ll turn them down :( or go on a date with both!!!

[ ten mins later  ]

[ text && ninja kitty ] jean knows? lmao i love jean already and ive never met her [ text && ninja kitty ] super cute. the cutest [ text && ninja kitty ] thats what we need! after all this shit we need a day where we go out and spend money on ourselves and relax! a makeover can be a good thing

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[ text && ninja kitty ] how are you feeling?  [ text && ninja kitty ] u better be taking bed rest seriously bc i got us some dates!! [ text && ninja kitty ] sort of anyway. gotta confirm when u r better.  [ text && ninja kitty ] theyre cute & fun and you will need lots of fun after this

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[ text && ninja kitty ] Hey Pryde, how are you holding up??? [ text && ninja kitty ] Pls tell me ur sticking to bed rest [ text && ninja kitty ] The diner is all busted up so ive not had work at least. [ text && ninja kitty ] silver lining and everything?

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[Not Thor, Obviously] I take it you are a lady, then? [Not Thor, Obviously] Forgive me, my dear. Surely you can understand how one’s siblings can irritate you to the point of making mistakes. [Not Thor, Obviously] I am not sure I quite like your tone. [Not Thor, Obviously] Who do you think you are to lecture a god? [Not Thor, Obviously] Yes, I am. I am perfect. [Not Thor, Obviously] Nothing. I am merely plagued by idiots. [Not Thor, Obviously] If you dared to laugh at me, I would not take kindly to it.

[ text && unknown number?? ] that is correct! [ text && unknown number?? ] believe me, i know. my older brothers are a nightmare. i swear they live only to annoy me [ text && unknown number?? ] haha i’m texting how you can tell my ‘tone’? sorry, sorry, i couldn’t resist [ text && unknown number?? ] a god? like... literally a god, or one of those people that just think waaay too highly of themselves? if its the latter i’m blocking your number -.- [ text && unknown number?? ] lmao aren’t we all? [ text && unknown number?? ] what??? oh come on! you’re so uptight! it’s just a joke. you know all light hearted? i don’t even know you! chill [ text && unknown number?? ] i’m shelly! nice to text you