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The Whalers appear to be sitting in someone’s wood-paneled, shag-carpeted rec room waiting for mom to bring them pizza rolls.

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i would be lying if i said i didn’t agree with that statement.

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fun fact: until 1964 there were no separate penalty boxes. Both teams sat in the same box, with attendants and police behind or around the box.

lampsarepeopletoo

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

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theoldness

w-r-o-u-g-h-t

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

lady-dainty

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

wearejustvisiting

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

nhlnewsdesk

List of Possible excuses for NHL players hoping to go to on vacation instead of to the all star game

wife is having a kid (only works if you have a wife, admittedly heteronormative)

injury (not ideal because you have to miss a regular season game)

pale canadian boy cannot take the LA sun

Canadian tire is having a sale that weekend

got turned into a vampire last minute, need about a weekend to get used to new lifestyle

your tim horton’s franchise is opening that weekend

you’ve run away from home to join the circus

mom said you couldn’t go

the sun is setting too early and it confuses you and you have to go to bed at 6 pm now

someone ate all your cats food and you need a whole weekend to replace it

your dog is sick from eating all of your cats food

you have an ongoing war with your neighbors and leaving for the all star game would mean forfeit

montreal tried to bury you in the minors so hopefully people would forget about you (doesn’t work, people just remember you more)

Jerseys do not go with your new hairdo

you’re not actually a hockey player just two 5 year olds in a trenchcoat.

You need to catch up on Pitch™. A new fox series about the first women in major league sports, on every thursday at 9pm

jakobschychrun

I’ve seen a couple people putting Carey Price on top of their christmas trees because he’s a star so I lowkey wanna put Phil Kessel’s face over the angel on top of my tree

jakobschychrun

you think this is a game

amroyounes

Capitalism at its best. Some role models we should all consider. I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!