Boston Bruins must register before they can score goals.
With many wondering just exactly what is going on in Boston, NHLnewsdesk has discovered the possibly culprit behind their scoring woes. The players must register, before the game that night, if they want to score goals. If they do not register they will not be able to score goals. The process is simple however, often players ignore it.
“Sometimes you’re just tired and confused so you forget,” Said resident non goal scorer David Backes, “Yeah i’ll make sure i register some nights but like, there are other guys on the team so i don’t worry about it.”
“It’s just not worth the trouble” said Adam McQuaid who hasn’t registered in over 5 years, “They’re lucky i even show up now that I have netflix.”
When asked about why they do this, Charlie Jacobs had a simple answer “if they’re not registered how will they score.” when we pointed out every other team doesn’t require such a process Jacobs scoffed, “They don’t play in boston.”Â
we’re still not sure what that means.