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Why am I on the Internet again.
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Shit.
Why am I on the Internet again.
-laughs- We can go out and eat right now if you wish!
And… Umm… I’m not sure. Should I know it?
It--no. I recognise the generation gap. We're good.
Spaghetti at two in the morning's always been my jam. I'm game.
Fair enough. I hope you like mediocre spaghetti cooked by cute boys.
I like anything in direct or indirect relation to cute boys, to be fair.
Is this going to be Italian-style? Bolognese?
No candles are fine! …Why do you call me tiny dancer, though? I don’t dance!
It's the 'tiny' that hooked me, 's all. What, you've never heard the song? Really?
Also, more importantly, when can I claim this delicious prize?
Pasta? Probably, somewhere. Why?
I'll dance for pasta is why.
Sounds like a fair enough trade, right?
I need someone to dance with. Brooms don’t appreciate my booty-shakin’ skills.
Do you have pasta on you?
…Then we’ll get you a birthday plate of spaghetti! No problem!
You're an angel, Tiny Dancer.
No candles, though. Just the spaghetti.
Why? DOn’t you want a birthday cake????
I mean, it's not that. It's more like I'd prefer a birthday plate of spaghetti right about now.
Yes, I am!!!! I wanna eat birthday cake.
How about we get'cha a two months later birthday cake instead?
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I see! Well, I will only hope! I am very ambitious, but I don’t know if I am THAT ambitious!
Aah! Yes, well… That’s not THAT long ago! Wanna get some cake?
Cake--for my birthday?
Are you asking me if I want cake for my birthday two weeks after it's passed?
do you want to wear the cuffs and stockings or make someone else wear them
Is this important to you? But someone else.
It's cliché, but I'm a sucker for the cute things.
Aah! Yes! I wonder if I will ever be invited sometime in my life. Ah, if I am, it will be many many years from now!
My birthday is September 16th! And yours?
Shoot for the moon, kid. Nothing's impossible, you know. If you asked the teenage me if he thought he'd be on Kouhaku one day...
Well, he was a pompous little ass, so he would've said yes. But that's besides the point.
My birthday was on the thirteenth, so about two weeks ago. Time sure flies.
shooting-star-bou:
Haah, I know the feel. I managed to forget my own birthday entirely this year!
I’m doing mostly great, thanks!
You?
Bracing myself, mostly. Kouhaku's coming up soon, you know. As expected, I'm gonna have to move my ass for it even if I don't want to.
When's your birthday, anyway?
Kimura-san!!! Happy belated birthday!!!
I love that you put 'belated'. Not much to be happy about though, I gotta say. I didn't get to do anything I liked the day itself.
How you doin', kid?
I've missed a considerable amount of, uh, time. On here. Sorry.
In the days I've been out of Internet commission, I turned a year older.
My bones are creaking.