Imperial Nuisance

beware of spoilers.

[jarfieid]

I found a new all-timer post from the Crusader Kings subreddit today

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[beemovieerotica]

[flareonfloof]

[meanbossart]

AN OVIDIAN MIRACLE PAGE 4

Hans.

Dear.

Why'd you take your hosen off 🤔

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[quelmdn]

"The image was damascened, as beaten metal. He was reading."

(That small crumb of bookish Laurent from book 1)

[bizarrelittlemew]

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

[meanbossart]

AN OVIDIAN MIRACLE PAGE 3

Henry is a menace. Hans caves under zero pressure. The lads can't help but make everything awkwardly flirtatious. The earth is round. Etc.

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[blorger]

art by 織田サメコ (@AoshimaShunnnnn)

[littleskrib]

Exposure Therapy - Commission

Based on a scene from OhTee's story with the same name on AO3

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[frightfullytreeish]

[kcd-cozy-and-soft-fanart]

Gli teneva le mani sui fianchi e la testa sul petto, per provare a perdonarsi qualcosa.

Cosa non era chiaro se le colpe dei suoi aguzzini o la vendetta fortemente voluta,

eppure il ragazzo non sembrava parlare.

Lui stava fermo, come pietra e accogliente, come casa,

così simile a sé stesso da lasciarsi abitare.

Writing by my friend Stef

[cherih3]

hardcore henry

[beergunk-art]

good thing noble on noble crime was legal

[boygirlwizard]

a quick companion sketch for a ficlet i wrote where hans finds a grey hair on henry's head and they discuss the future

[brinkworth]

not to tread into Sirius height drama, but I love Sirius being tall and scary and that potentially playing into everyone's misunderstanding of him as a person. Like, the way Fudge talks about him in PoA, he is terrified of Sirius! I think it's interesting to consider that Sirius' physical stature, resting bitch face and general aloofness may have factored into people assuming he was guilty of these horrendous crimes when the people who know him well know that he's a lot kinder than anyone realizes and loyal to a fault.

[artemisia-black]

Also Padfoot is described as terrifying and ‘bear like’ (and like an omen of death). In my mind, Sirius is massively physically intimidating and he knows it and uses it when he’s angry (looming over Snape during the fight at Grimmauld and shoulder slanming Dolohov at the ministry).

[bungerc0re]

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

[fuckablewizard]

I wouldn't. I'm fucking that thing immediately

[bungerc0re]

i dont think that's a normal way to talk about groups of people

[brawltogethernow]