gimme them theories

| ASK BOX: not going to open again | no NSFW | this account is inactive | this blog was for you to send over your theories or headcanons about absolutely anything in the FF show. you were free to submit any photos or screencaps and talk about them as well. | i might have added my own two cents sometimes and asked for your thoughts. enjoy looking through this, folks! hope you have a great life

[filthy-franku-theories]

See you

we had a good run. frank will always be a part of my past and to be honest, you'd never expect someone to be nostalgic about content like frank, but in the end it wasnt the content, but the community around it. yes there were really wild ass times. im happy i was sticking with it as it happened, its something unexplainable, being part of a community like that. there were good people and bad people and everyone in between and im just happy i got to be a part of it.

Thank you Joji for sticking your neck out when no one else really thought to. You still got my support.

[filthy-franku-theories]

long time no post. this is just to say i bought the Francis of the Filth book and holy crap! its the goldmine someone like me has been waiting for. it reads like a fanfiction in all honesty and i am just taken aback by it so much. i think of myself as one of those weird fans from 2013 ish who absolutely fell in love with the weird lore over the time as well as the crude humor. this is something i think the fans like me have been waiting for but never really expected to happen. all the info is there in the open, now. its really neat. ok, to sum, there's really no point to this post but to ramble about how much i dig it. doesn't seem like something filthy Frank would do at all but yet here we are! i personally recommend it if you love the odd lore like me. have a good day, folks.

[franklyfilthyfantasies]

what if the vocals to セックス大好き were actually performed by safari man because pink guy doesn't know how to speak Japanese. do you think pink would get sad every time he listens to it.

You’re trying to make I love sex sad but honey that won’t work. If anything, it would make Pink happy because it’s a happy thing he has attached to safari man. A good memory, back before all of this went to shit and he lost his family. He can remember working on it with Saf and how they jokes about dicks and pussy and everything great.

[pinkderek]

but pink can speak japanese though. listen to ff and the crew

[filthy-franku-theories]

I’ve always thought of the song as more of a tribute to safari man

[filthy-franku-theories]

hello everyone, long time no post! I'm sorry for my inactivity. I want to explain myself. Content is always changing, as are fanbases, I understand this. Updates are not as frequent, respectively, and this does hinder my limited ability to think up new theories or headcanons etc. This account relied on a lot of speculation from others, and it has gotten a fair amount! I thank all of you that interacted and gave your ideas, they made me very gleeful. I understand why many don't want to interact either, and it's probably due to the same reason it's been difficult for me to come up with theories. I've fallen out of this fan base a little, unfortunately, but I still love it with all my heart. It was a very solid time of my life. I'll never forget the adventures you all sent me on. Frank and his crew hold a special place in my heart always. (funny to be nostalgic about such a thing, huh?) This post isn't to say I'm quitting or anything, that's not it. I'll still answer any asks you send me as soon as I can manage, and I still will try and keep up with videos and whatnot! I still enjoy them! But this really is an explanation on my behalf that a bit with the change in my interests and the shows attitude at times its hard to try and think of new things so easily. I know there's plenty others out there that do it all the time and mega respect to you. Really, to sum this up, I PERSONALLY will not be posting so much unless I really think of something worthwhile. It's what I try and do. I want to give you guys theories and speculations that are worth your time. I'll still interact and answer any asks that may come in, and any submissions/posts and whatnot. Theories still excite me! And I hope you all will keep thinking too! I still look at all the likes I get on posts with contributions from many beautiful people here and I still check up on you all. Love you! And still feel free to shoot absolutely anything at me.

[franklyfilthyfantasies]

The pink liquid that spills over Pink Guy, covering up the black? I don’t think that’s him before he got Pink, i think that’s him regaining his colour after using a disguise. We’ve seen him running through all these realms, and for all we know, he needed to wear a disguise through them. Maybe he even disguised himself as Chin Chin so people wouldn’t get as suspicious when they saw Pink Guy running around these densely populated realms. 

Afterwards, he puts back on his real colour. I think Pink Thug is another disguise Pink Guy wore, hence him being covered in the pink liquid at the end too. 

[franklyfilthyfantasies]

I think Chin Chin killed Santa’s Brother. 

In the Dick Pays Rent music video. Santa’s Brother starts bleeding and can’t finish the rest of the song so he passes the mic to Pink Guy. Right before his nose starts to bleed though, there’s a little clip of Chin Chin doing his tongue thing. Then SB starts bleeding and wiping away at the blood as though confused. 

It’s nearly the same as when Chin Chin stole the chromosomes from Safari Man. There’s the disbelief and confusion over what’s happening then they pass out, presumably dead. 

There’s also cause for Chin Chin to do this as well. Santa’s Brother was a singer like Pink Guy, he would have been raking in Chromosomes too but presumably not as many as Pink. If SB was dead, not only would Chin Chin be able to get all of those chromosomes, it would let Pink take over SB’s songs as well as the audience SB had. Pink would have a larger audience with more content to keep their interest. 

Chin Chin killed Santa’s Brother to help Pink Guy’s music career so he could benefit in the future when Pink Guy was raking in those chromosomes. 

[filthy-franku-theories]

Have you seen Pink Guy's new Facebook bio yet because !!! Lore!!

no I havent! I’ll go check it out!

[filthy-franku-theories]

That bio is interesting although I’m not sure what to do with it.

Maybe the show is all a recollection of Pink’s memories?

Maybe the present is catching up to us? (As in everything so far has been a frame story)

What time does the show really take place in?

How long is Pink Guy’s lifespan if he is not immortal? Could this also add up to him being a God since he lives for so long? (That part is a stretch)

Implying he’s calling out to lost friends lovers and enemies alike means something happened to wipe them all out. That’s where the “There will never be a response” thing could play in. What happened? Did Chin Chin do something?

We saw in Dade’s realm, which was also known as Earth, was abandoned. Something in the future wiped everyone out.

Does this mean Pink Guy is in fact an Earthling?

Just a few theories I could hash out to get you all thinking. Sorry for the long inactivity!

I’m welcome to all responses.

[filthy-franku-theories]

Have you seen Pink Guy's new Facebook bio yet because !!! Lore!!

no I havent! I'll go check it out!

[filthy-franku-theories]

chocolate

THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE NEWEST FILTHY FRANK VIDEO, 7 EASY WAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE IN YOUR OWN HOME.

*RUBS HANDS* BOY HAVE WE GOT A REAL “TREAT” TODAY LEMME TELL YA

So much new information was revealed today along with bringing back a favorite, DADE! I’d mentioned him before and boy am I glad to see that he was in his own happy fruit snack realm of the after life.

Let’s get to it.

One thing I was very surprised to see was that Frank and Pink Guy (possibly) are both powerful enough to come back from death. But I think these deaths were simple, no real power drainage was done and it was really just a gunshot wound, which I believe in the Filthy Frank universe probably doesn’t mean jack shit. Or it could. It may depend on who you are. ALL IN ALL, Real Frank can come back from those. That’s useful info.

What realm did Evil Dade (Bade) come from? Was he locked away in the shadow realm? From the looks of it, it seemed like he’d come through the portal often and was somehow put back each time. Frank seems like he’s used to this happening. Bade could have been one of Chin Chin’s aforementioned powerful candidates and he very well could have found his way back through the portal by Chin Chin’s means.

Also, all the bald chocolate men are really extinct now, so moment of silence for them.

Frank stated it takes a lot of chromosomes to brink people back from the dead, so he would be “really weak” after doing so, BUT this implies that he’s still powerful enough to do so. (SAFARI MAN WINK WINK)

Also apparently summoning entities is now a thing? Even Pink Guy could do it so I wonder how much chromosomes that takes. RIP Mr Speed.

I found it cute how the portal colors matched the colors of Frank and Pink Guy along with their little power beams. That’s a nice one.

I do wonder what purpose Bade had other than stealing chocolate and chromosomes. If he really was solo and not controlled or being “employed” by Chin Chin, he sure was a very slow-acting villain. I believe this could be the start of “trials” if you will, sent by Chin Chin. Bade could very well have been one of the more weak and dumb candidates, but that’s just speculation.

All in all, the most interesting part of this video (lore wise at least) was Frank actually killing himself and going into the afterlife THEN coming back. That was really a peek into what kind of powers he has developed, and I’m very interested to see more. Suicide always used to be this very high-up and real thing in the show, Frank kind of spoke about it like it was actually the end and how he always wanted to die, yet here he is, going to and from the afterlife. It really shows progress in powers and abilities. Also, Pink Guy’s ass tornado.

Please let me know if I’ve missed anything, by now I’ve only watched the video once and I’ll be returning to it for more analysis later on.

(Great video. I laughed the hardest I have in a while now. Bravo!)

[nickelodeon-girl]

some things i’d like to add (there’s a lot on my mind so im sorry for this mess)

- bade and dade are brothers so they supposedly come from the same realm

we don’t know where frank met dade but we know that 1) frank was searching for dade (“it’s taken me 30 years to find you, bald man” from why we get noise complaints) so frank probably knows about dade’s origin 2) dade used to live in the abandoned realm pangea 308.62, formerly known as earth, and safari man wasn’t surprised to see him there, although the realm’s population is supposed to be 0. this doesn’t give us a lot of information about bade but i don’t think we can look into bade and dade’s characters separately

- “go back to where you belong”

frank saying this to bade gives me the feeling that he knows WHERE bade belongs but doesn’t want to say it out loud (maybe bc the place’s too scary?) OR it could mean he doesn’t know but the phrasing of it (”where you belong”) shows frank doesn’t think highly of that realm (who refers to nice places like that?)

- “you can’t just come through the portal like this, unannounced”

so you gotta make an appointment before you use the bath portal which from frank’s words seems to be an established practice

- baths

are all baths portals? is emerging from underwater a way of traveling through that kinda portal? (bc we’ve seen scenes like this before but never assumed it was a portal)

also we’ve seen pink guy in the bath a million times (rice balls, teriyaki god etc). is he maybe a guardian? or just likes hanging out in the bath?

- “now there’s no chocolate for anyone, now there’s no chromosomes” so many questions

bade came for chromosomes (”he’s gonna take all our chromosomes, the whole omniverse is gonna be in danger”) so how the fuck bade’s death means “no chromosomes” and why “no chocolate” equals “no chromosomes”??  is chocolate an alternative source of chromosomes? (we know chromosomes look like human shit from that video where frank asks a man in the closet for some, but shit also looks like chocolate sometimes)

in the worst film ever chin chin said “dade’s chocolate is a rare commodity. many realms want him dead”. can you just take chocolate out of dead bald chocolate people’s bodies? (if many realms wanted dade’s chocolate why would they want him dead? he wouldn’t be able to produce chocolate if he was dead?!) does this mean if frank now has 2 dead bald chocolate men he can take their chocolate? what powers would it give him? then why does frank go “fuck this shit, why do i even do this, fuck this” and leaves like two bald chocolate men are no big deal? (bc in why we get noise complaints frank seems pretty passionate about getting the chocolate from dade as he slaps the wall with a belt “it’s taken me 30 years to find you, bald man. give me the chocolate”)

- if many realms wanted dade’s chocolate and him dead, why didn’t they want bade? was bade already in someone’s hands? or was he protected by someone? or was he too strong and evil to front on so everyone chose dade? or is bade’s chocolate different?

- frank knows when something’s going on with bald chocolate people

he has nightmares about them and wakes up knowing something’s happening. it happend with dade, it happend with his brother. does frank have a connection with dade and bade? did frank have a connection with other bald chocolate people when they were some? is he somehow related to that species?

dade was dead and in heaven so frank didn’t have nightmares about him. but why didn’t frank have nightmares about bade this whole time? was bade up to nothing all this time? was he too far to keep the connection working? was the connection messed up by someone strong enough to do that? or was bade in the opposite place as his brother where the connection apparently don’t work? and is this opposite place the shadow realm? (and if it is then why was he there if he’s supposedly friendly with shadow realm’s owners?) im going insane

- frank always under/over estimates others

lemon, speed lord, chin chin (”you aint no god, you’re not powerful, you’re just some black lil cunt” but we all know how afraid of chin chin he used to be), now bade (”it’s over pink guy, evil dade’s too strong” but then he and pink guy pretty successfully fight him) and what about pink guy? does frank even know about the nazi fight and derek and lord cripplus?

so can we really trust the info we hear from frank? and is frank actually well informed?

[nickelodeon-girl]

just went through other reblogs so frank gets to bald chocolate heaven and he has a connection with bald chocolate people what if frank is mixed race, half bald chocolate, like joji?

[nickelodeon-girl]

i know im reblogging this a millionth time but i have to

in the worst film ever chin chin seems to not give a shit about dade at all, he doesn’t care if the dude’s gonna die

is this bc chin chin doesn’t need dade’s chocolate (which is weird if the chocolate really has that much power) or bc he already has bade?

[filthy-franku-theories]

So many good points and theories! It may look long, but I suggest everyone read this who hasn't. It's worth it!

[filthy-franku-theories]

Idk why it took me so long to realize this but the reason Frank's hair is so long when he returns from the rice fields is because pink guy's always been in charge of cutting Frank's hair. I guess Frank wouldn't let anybody else cut it for him and honestly that's kind of cute

Oh my gosh!!! This is probably the best epiphany anyone has ever had. If he really is Frank, this is such a cute idea! Well I mean, regardless if he is really Frank or not this is still very cute. Poor old Frank didn't want anyone to cut his hair but his best friend because he was the only one who knew what he liked :''')

[filthy-franku-theories]

chocolate

THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE NEWEST FILTHY FRANK VIDEO, 7 EASY WAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE IN YOUR OWN HOME.

*RUBS HANDS* BOY HAVE WE GOT A REAL “TREAT” TODAY LEMME TELL YA

So much new information was revealed today along with bringing back a favorite, DADE! I’d mentioned him before and boy am I glad to see that he was in his own happy fruit snack realm of the after life.

Let’s get to it.

One thing I was very surprised to see was that Frank and Pink Guy (possibly) are both powerful enough to come back from death. But I think these deaths were simple, no real power drainage was done and it was really just a gunshot wound, which I believe in the Filthy Frank universe probably doesn’t mean jack shit. Or it could. It may depend on who you are. ALL IN ALL, Real Frank can come back from those. That’s useful info.

What realm did Evil Dade (Bade) come from? Was he locked away in the shadow realm? From the looks of it, it seemed like he’d come through the portal often and was somehow put back each time. Frank seems like he’s used to this happening. Bade could have been one of Chin Chin’s aforementioned powerful candidates and he very well could have found his way back through the portal by Chin Chin’s means.

Also, all the bald chocolate men are really extinct now, so moment of silence for them.

Frank stated it takes a lot of chromosomes to brink people back from the dead, so he would be “really weak” after doing so, BUT this implies that he’s still powerful enough to do so. (SAFARI MAN WINK WINK)

Also apparently summoning entities is now a thing? Even Pink Guy could do it so I wonder how much chromosomes that takes. RIP Mr Speed.

I found it cute how the portal colors matched the colors of Frank and Pink Guy along with their little power beams. That’s a nice one.

I do wonder what purpose Bade had other than stealing chocolate and chromosomes. If he really was solo and not controlled or being “employed” by Chin Chin, he sure was a very slow-acting villain. I believe this could be the start of “trials” if you will, sent by Chin Chin. Bade could very well have been one of the more weak and dumb candidates, but that’s just speculation.

All in all, the most interesting part of this video (lore wise at least) was Frank actually killing himself and going into the afterlife THEN coming back. That was really a peek into what kind of powers he has developed, and I’m very interested to see more. Suicide always used to be this very high-up and real thing in the show, Frank kind of spoke about it like it was actually the end and how he always wanted to die, yet here he is, going to and from the afterlife. It really shows progress in powers and abilities. Also, Pink Guy’s ass tornado.

Please let me know if I’ve missed anything, by now I’ve only watched the video once and I’ll be returning to it for more analysis later on.

(Great video. I laughed the hardest I have in a while now. Bravo!)

[franklyfilthyfantasies]

What i found interesting is that Bade is Dade’s brother. Does that mean all the copies would be considered ‘brothers’ of the original? Or is Bade actually Dade’s brother, if so, condolences to their mother. And this implies there are different types of heaven. Heaven for Bald Chocolate Men might be different from the heaven Frank would actually go to if he just straight up died and didn’t take himself out. What does it imply that Frank can summon Lords? First Roast Lord now Speed Lord? Before it used to be just weird named characters, I can’t think of one right now out than Saint Nicholas who was summoned by Pink Guy. But it means something, something cool idk. I loved all the screaming it made me laugh, the uh…spitting kinda squicked me out but it wasn’t too bad.

[filthy-franku-theories]

I really think that Bade and Dade are actually brothers but you do have a point about the specific heaven. But it's ALSO weird that Frank was able to directly transport his dead self to that heaven. Also, that place was super empty looking I mean I know it's because of editing and all but damn poor dade.

ALSO good point bring up the Lords. For now it's only been two characters, so I want to wait a little bit longer to see if he summons more characters that are specifically lords because it could just be a naming laziness thing.

[cripplingdepressioninhumanform]

WE GOT OURSELVES A NEW LORE CHARACTER BOYS I’d like to introduce you to Dollar Store Flash

[franklyfilthyfantasies]

I FUCKING LOVE HIM.

[kmsjoji-deactivated20170604]

SPEEDLORD!!!

[pinkguyjoji]

love how we got him and then he died all in one episode

[franklyfilthyfantasies]

@kmsjoji was talking about how each character might have a darker shadow and I thought about this for a while. What if the reason these characters in particular have shadows (Dade, Frank, Pink Guy maybe?) is because they’re so powerful? What if every character has the potential to have a shadow copy but only those who shine brightest ie the most powerful have shadows that can physically manifest?

You know how the brighter something is the darker and crisper the shadow it casts will be? Well Fake Frank was real fucking powerful and Bade was shown to be as well. I still have no idea what Pink Omega could be (other than a very good fuck) but I like the idea of him being another Pink lycra from the same realm, maybe idfk.

So here’s the thing. Where are the shadows of Salamander Man, Safari Man and Chin Chin? All of these people are pretty fucking powerful. Sal was taken by Chin Chin and travelled realms looking for Frank which takes some power. Safari Man was taken by Chin Chin and had his chromosomes harvested, I assume over a period of time. And Chin Chin, wellll do I even need to?

So where are their copies? (I leave Red Dick out of this because the dude left the show for a while). If this makes no fucking sense, blame it on me literally starting out of a dead sleep and immediately watching the video. I’m still a lil sleep stupid.

They say he’s a weaker shadow falling between the brilliance of a greater man.

[filthy-franku-theories]

Give a read everyone!^^^

Perhaps they have yet to show up...

[filthy-franku-theories]

chocolate

THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE NEWEST FILTHY FRANK VIDEO, 7 EASY WAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE IN YOUR OWN HOME. *RUBS HANDS* BOY HAVE WE GOT A REAL "TREAT" TODAY LEMME TELL YA So much new information was revealed today along with bringing back a favorite, DADE! I'd mentioned him before and boy am I glad to see that he was in his own happy fruit snack realm of the after life. Let's get to it. One thing I was very surprised to see was that Frank and Pink Guy (possibly) are both powerful enough to come back from death. But I think these deaths were simple, no real power drainage was done and it was really just a gunshot wound, which I believe in the Filthy Frank universe probably doesn't mean jack shit. Or it could. It may depend on who you are. ALL IN ALL, Real Frank can come back from those. That's useful info. What realm did Evil Dade (Bade) come from? Was he locked away in the shadow realm? From the looks of it, it seemed like he'd come through the portal often and was somehow put back each time. Frank seems like he's used to this happening. Bade could have been one of Chin Chin's aforementioned powerful candidates and he very well could have found his way back through the portal by Chin Chin's means. Also, all the bald chocolate men are really extinct now, so moment of silence for them. Frank stated it takes a lot of chromosomes to brink people back from the dead, so he would be "really weak" after doing so, BUT this implies that he's still powerful enough to do so. (SAFARI MAN WINK WINK) Also apparently summoning entities is now a thing? Even Pink Guy could do it so I wonder how much chromosomes that takes. RIP Mr Speed. I found it cute how the portal colors matched the colors of Frank and Pink Guy along with their little power beams. That's a nice one. I do wonder what purpose Bade had other than stealing chocolate and chromosomes. If he really was solo and not controlled or being "employed" by Chin Chin, he sure was a very slow-acting villain. I believe this could be the start of "trials" if you will, sent by Chin Chin. Bade could very well have been one of the more weak and dumb candidates, but that's just speculation. All in all, the most interesting part of this video (lore wise at least) was Frank actually killing himself and going into the afterlife THEN coming back. That was really a peek into what kind of powers he has developed, and I'm very interested to see more. Suicide always used to be this very high-up and real thing in the show, Frank kind of spoke about it like it was actually the end and how he always wanted to die, yet here he is, going to and from the afterlife. It really shows progress in powers and abilities. Also, Pink Guy's ass tornado. Please let me know if I've missed anything, by now I've only watched the video once and I'll be returning to it for more analysis later on. (Great video. I laughed the hardest I have in a while now. Bravo!)

[rottenrainbowbabe]

Yoo

I had a little Headcanon/theory about Safari Man and I wanted to share it, it’s based on another theory i saw on here too!

Someone theorized that Safari Man might be actually be either possessed by ChinChin or even joining ChinChin’s side in this whole rivalry between Frank and ChinChin. I feel like he could also just be sticking with ChinChin out of fear. He probably doesn’t agree with what the dark lord is doing, but he feels weak compared to ChinChin and his candidates and he wants to survive the whole war, so he feels like he has to be on the bad guy’s side. He loves Frank and his other friends, but he’s afraid also of what ChinChin might do if he ends up winning against Frank. Safari Man could also join the dark lord’s side to get information about his weaknesses and stuff so he can help out Frank and the others! But of course, it’s just a little theory i have in mind that i like!

@filthy-franku-theories

[filthy-franku-theories]

Interesting theory! And pretty logical too! Safari Man could fit the type to be scared into submission.

Give this a read, everyone!

[filthy-franku-theories]

I came up with a pretty dumb idea that maybe all the lore is just a figment of frank's imagination. Frank being a normal person, of course. And fake frank is just his annoying twin brother and pink guy is an imaginary friend. Not likely in the slightest to be real but it would be a fun idea to think about.

That is a fun idea! And you know what? It's the Filthy Frank show. It's entirely possible. Thanks for the headcanon!

[justdayz]

people worry about pink guy’s health because he’s been coughin up blood the past few videos but all I’ve gotta say is he’s been dying since day one, but y’all knew that? 

[franklyfilthyfantasies]

@filthy-franku-theories !!!!!!! BRO!

[filthy-franku-theories]

Yes, perfect.