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this blog is abandoned. my new tf2-only blog is @scouthater. new fics are posted there. please only follow that blog if you are over 18. i check.

[filthycannibal]

Goodbye filthycannibal, hello scouthater

Hey guys, this is just a message to let you know I've moved blogs. My new TF2-only blog is scouthater. You're welcome to follow and reblog from it, but I would really, really prefer you be 18 or older. I just posted my fic guide, but I'm also going to be queuing fics to scouthater, so expect to see them over the next few... weeks? Months? I guess. God, there are so many....

Also, if you're over 18 and would like my personal tumblr, please send a logged-in ask with your age to either this blog or scouthater.

Love you. It's been real. :)

[filthycannibal]

Goodbye filthycannibal, hello scouthater

Hey guys, this is just a message to let you know I've moved blogs. My new TF2-only blog is scouthater. You're welcome to follow and reblog from it, but I would really, really prefer you be 18 or older. I just posted my fic guide, but I'm also going to be queuing fics to scouthater, so expect to see them over the next few... weeks? Months? I guess. God, there are so many....

Also, if you're over 18 and would like my personal tumblr, please send a logged-in ask with your age to either this blog or scouthater.

Love you. It's been real. :)

[filthycannibal]

Goodbye filthycannibal, hello scouthater

Hey guys, this is just a message to let you know I've moved blogs. My new TF2-only blog is scouthater. You're welcome to follow and reblog from it, but I would really, really prefer you be 18 or older. I just posted my fic guide, but I'm also going to be queuing fics to scouthater, so expect to see them over the next few... weeks? Months? I guess. God, there are so many....

Also, if you're over 18 and would like my personal tumblr, please send a logged-in ask with your age to either this blog or scouthater.

Love you. It's been real. :)

[filthycannibal]

Goodbye filthycannibal, hello scouthater

Hey guys, this is just a message to let you know I've moved blogs. My new TF2-only blog is scouthater. You're welcome to follow and reblog from it, but I would really, really prefer you be 18 or older. I just posted my fic guide, but I'm also going to be queuing fics to scouthater, so expect to see them over the next few... weeks? Months? I guess. God, there are so many....

Also, if you're over 18 and would like my personal tumblr, please send a logged-in ask with your age to either this blog or scouthater.

Love you. It's been real. :)

[filthycannibal]

Goodbye filthycannibal, hello scouthater

Hey guys, this is just a message to let you know I've moved blogs. My new TF2-only blog is scouthater. You're welcome to follow and reblog from it, but I would really, really prefer you be 18 or older. I just posted my fic guide, but I'm also going to be queuing fics to scouthater, so expect to see them over the next few... weeks? Months? I guess. God, there are so many....

Also, if you're over 18 and would like my personal tumblr, please send a logged-in ask with your age to either this blog or scouthater.

Love you. It's been real. :)

[filthycannibal]

Fic Guide

General Fic Tag - All fics, all fandoms, excluding ask fics. Various ratings. All are under readmores with advisories for content. For chapter fics, posts will be tagged with #[title] chapters. Click that and it will take you to all chapters. Unfortunately they are not always in order due to the way tumblr used to work (i.e. editing posts would change the timestamp) so mind the headers.

Ask Fics - Typically shorter than general fics, in response to requests. Various ratings. Not under readmores or tagged with content advisories.

Secondary Fic Tag - For drafts, individual fics that were reposted as one, etc. Various ratings. Not under readmores or tagged with content advisories.

Tags for fandoms and pairings--includes general fics and ask fics but not secondary fics--Fandom name will bring you to all fics for that fandom, pairing name will bring you to all fics for that pairing:

Breaking Bad -- Walt/Jesse

Django Unchained -- Django/King | Django/Hilde | Django/Hilde/King

Hannibal -- Hannibal/Will | Margot/Alana

Homestuck -- Sollux/Eridan | Vriska/Tavros

Kingdom Hearts -- Sora/Riku/Kairi | Lea/Sora

My Little Pony -- Pinkie Pie/Rarity

Orange is the New Black -- Taystee/Poussey

Portal -- GLaDOS/Chell

Team Fortress 2 -- Demoman/Demoman | Demoman/Engineer | Demoman/Heavy | Demoman/Medic | Demoman/Scout | Demoman/Soldier | Demoman/Spy | Engineer/Heavy | Engineer/Medic | Engineer/Pyro | Engineer/Scout | Engineer/Sniper | Engineer/Soldier | Engineer/Spy | Heavy/Medic | Heavy/Scout | Heavy/Sniper | Heavy/Spy | Medic/Medic | Medic/Scout | Medic/Spy | Pyro/Scout | Pyro/Sniper | Pyro/Soldier | Scout/Scout | Scout/Sniper | Sniper/Sniper | Sniper/Spy | Soldier/Spy | Miss Pauling/Scout | Miss Pauling/Spy | Administrator/Miss Pauling | Merasmus/Soldier | Heavy/Medic/Scout | Heavy/Medic/Heavy | Team Orgy | Scout/Reader | Scout/Unknown | Slut Scout

The Elder Scrolls -- Skyrim

Wreck-It-Ralph -- Ralph/Zangief

Crossover -- Jesse Pinkman/Scout | Medic/Zangief | GLaDOS/Sniper

Original Fiction

[filthycannibal]

Okay, this is it, kiddies. I finally finished tagging all of my fics, so I'm going to post my fic guide after I post this, then queue a message saying goodbye with my new TF2 blog, and that's it: goodbye @filthycannibal. 

This is my 39,100th post, by the way.

[refusedtochange]

[channeler]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[filthycannibal]

ok im signing out but if you want my new urls again just send me an ask and ill respond tomorrow or smth

[filthycannibal]

ms-ashri replied to your post:signed in cuz i got an ask i wanted to answer so...

rip filthy cannibal; i hope you don’t delete it so your fics stay alive -o-

i wont delete!! im gonna probably finish sorting my fics and post them to my new tf2 blog or smth tho im not sure. but most of my fics are on my ao3 anyway at your_bro_joe

[filthycannibal]

signed in cuz i got an ask i wanted to answer so here is another reminder:

I REMADE, THIS BLOG IS NOW ABANDONED

 if you want my personal and/or just my tf2 blog, send me a logged-in ask with your age (i dont want anyone under 18 following either blog) and i will tell you whichever url you want :)

[filthycannibal]

reminder that i remade; im going to pretty much abandon this tumblr. if you want my new tumblr, send me a logged-in ask with your age and ill give it to you if youre over 18 and i know you okok thanks. i also made a tumblr just for tf2 stuff so if youd rather just have that, same deal, just specify in the ask. i still only want people over 18 to follow it tho

[filthycannibal]

logging in to say the new comic is giving me life and heavy and scout riding a motorcycle is the greatest thing and also i remade; im going to pretty much abandon this tumblr. if you want my new tumblr, send me a logged-in ask with your age and ill give it to you if youre over 18 and i know you okok thanks

[filthycannibal]

I think I’m gonna take a break from tumblr. Idk for how long. If you want my steam, message me and I might give it to you but i reserve the right to not give it out if i don’t want to. No hard feelings.

[markingatlightspeed]

Gon’ miss you on here, bro. Never hesitate to poke me on steam, k? *hugs*

[filthycannibal]

thanks bb i will /hughug

tf2-daesdemona replied to your post: I think I’m gonna take a break from tu...

I hope nothing bad happened :C hope you come back soon!

naw nothing happened; im just super stressed and tumblr is making it worse so i just need a break.

and with that im signing off. see ya when i see ya

[filthycannibal]

I think I'm gonna take a break from tumblr. Idk for how long. If you want my steam, message me and I might give it to you but i reserve the right to not give it out if i don't want to. No hard feelings.

[filthycannibal]

no rls pls stop...........

[shitmystudentswrite]

Obama, a communist

It just totally upsets me that Obama, a communist, made ObamaCare instead of making the Affordable Care Act.  That was a better idea.  He should have done that.