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I'm Phineas Filch the best caretaker ever if ya own a mansion hmu (affiliated with ace attornerds )

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scutbutt replied to your post:i bet not even kay is willign to be faradays child...

she actually stopped being his child for a little bit a while ago

incredible

i know all

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i bet not even kay is willign to be faradays child any more

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im still here box girl

waiting

in the shadows....

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why be a dad when you can be a grandad

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[points to aceattornerds] that’s my kid

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florentlbuttlord replied to your post:bellboy-toy replied to your post:bellboy-toy…

UM

L’TELLE ME WHAT HAPPEEND TO CUASE THIS

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It’s SIMPLE. That bellboy VISITED me, since he is just SO generous and all. He was going around to everyone. I just so HAPPENED to think it would do him GOOD if I were to say, try and get him upset. Just to see if he could EVEN register it. Possibly even FIGHT me- And the rest you already know.

The bridge between it being simple- oh, me dicking WITH him to simply dicking him happened to be that he has. A biiiiit of a masochistic streak as it turns out.

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...........................................I SEE

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l'belle puns wi ll be my magnum opus

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florentlbuttlord replied to your post:bellboy-toy replied to your post:bellboy-toy...

UM

L'TELLE ME WHAT HAPPEEND TO CUASE THIS

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bellboy-toy replied to your post:bellboy-toy replied to your post: i need to know...

ask florent instead of me he can explain it better

OH L'BEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE

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bellboy-toy replied to your post: i need to know HOW TH EH LL DID THIS HAPPEN

its a LOOOONG story

i cant think of a witty reply but im dying to know im dying

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 i need to know HOW TH EH LL DID THIS HAPPEN

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FILCHY NO.

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filchy YES

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ladyvonwhippingberg replied to your post:bellboy-toy replied to your post:holy shit is...

ah so you’ve noticed

what the l'hellboy is going on here

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i m aighing so hard i cant even HANDLE this

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bellboy-toy replied to your post:holy shit is that

[SWEATS NERVOUSLY] DON t LOOK SIR

and here i was thinkin i was the dirty one

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holy shit is that

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im here and up to no good