Red's newer cooler blog

it/they/he, binary gnc trans man (but yes, it/its are my "main" pronouns)

[finallyhauntings]

people are following me from my dnp post......... hi :)

don't expect frequent original posts lol I am just a No Queue Jones reblog freak :D

adding to this post because someone liked a load of posts from me and reblogged a few:

if you like anything in the Harry Potter universe, even if it's "just marauders" or "not the source, just fanmade stuff" you're keeping JKR relevant and actively funding people like me dying. get off my fucking blog, and if this applies to you and you claim to support the trans community, have a good long think about your actions

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[necromancelena]

To think that we will never know the identity of this mystery tweeter, thanks to the meticulous censorship of their url

[rickybabyboy]

im going to be the first tiger to find the rest of it

ID: Orange and white tabby gripping an empty churu tube with his claws and biting it

[rickybabyboy]

still looking

[hazbeenandeggs]

Just imagine being Dan Howell's therapist and the most akward 6'3 twink you've ever seen comes into your office, when you ask him what brought him here he's like I have crippling anxiety and also im like the youtube Beyonce and i've been in a super secret homo relationship with my coworker and roomate for 10+ years but I keep it hidden because of gigantic internalized homophobia and also here are reasons why im a fail wait I'll just play you a compilation-

[mangonetics]

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

[inkyjett]

its been 9 months and i still don't think i've processed the hard launch like guys... phan is REAL, dan and phil are in a relationship, and have been the WHOLE time, soulmates if you will

[madeofklay]

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

[chuckletons]

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

[dragonmons]

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

[bogleech]

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[rickybabyboy]

im going to be the first tiger to find the rest of it

ID: Orange and white tabby gripping an empty churu tube with his claws and biting it

[okthatsgreat]

you cant be straight in the undertale/deltarune universe you can only be gay divorced or doomed

[okthatsgreat]

[glamfellens]

"he can't write women" is crazy because its not like women are aliens or whatever but i guess men dont see women as people so it all adds up huh!!!!

[glamfellens]

perhaps i am missing something but i just dont understand how this is an issue that is struggled with by men. i know i answered my own question above but sometimes i'm floored by the stupidity of it yknow.

[glamfellens]

and then these guys will sit at the top of best selling lists and be considered giants of the genres they write for. its fine i guess

[afropiscesism]

i am really really hate seeing black men as portrayed juxtapositions to innocence and kindness in memes, internet jokes and the like. and seeing them proclaimed as “wholesome,” when they are just like. Being “human” people that aren’t being masculine in the way they are thought to be being exceptional and surprising ! it snitches on you! every time!

you gotta ask yourself, why does this idea of opposition effect you? why does a black man handling a kitten illicit that response from you? why does a meme talking about kindness and love with black men in the bg holding up gang signs feel the way it feels? what are these jokes saying about your humor? humor is a tool to interact with larger society, it’s a tool you gotta make sure isn’t being sharpened as a weapon in your hand

[vaniilabeans]

2019 will always be 1 year ago

[niceinchnails]

[divaathatsscience]

the little bow on dan’s tshirt. can anyone hear me. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TO DO

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself