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[thecommonchick]

boys with nice eyelashes don’t deserve nice eyelasHES THEY DONT EVEN APPRECIATE THEM THEY DONT EVEN NOTICE THEM IM SO MAD

[wildsultrys0ul]

Stop blaming yourself for other peoples shitty doings to you. They fucked up. Not you.

Sade Harrison (via written-on-polaroids)

[c0ntemplations]

So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.

(via c0ntemplations)

[marimopet]

only swallow if u love them

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

[chrisprattawesomesource]

[epic-humor]

[stripedsweater]

[asleepontheceiling]

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

[merkonan]

[thewifeofichimatsu]

You forgot the orange juice on the side

[softmikus]

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

[cubik808-deactivated20151207]

me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin

[unamusedsloth]

[finding-my-fresh-start]

One of these things is not like the other..

[yoursdana]

Moms discussing their children's ages always

Mom: Haha how old are yours? Mom2: 12 and 14…the cursed ages,. Mom: oh I’ve been there…WANNA TRADE HAHA..16 and 18 for me Mom2: oh no…I’m so scared for 12 to hit teen years Mom: GOOD LUCK! Both: that very weird laugh

[meanplastic]

hate when this happens

[gorditaputa-deactivated20160607]

[weloveshortvideos]

[hrm00-deactivated20150924]

I literally am drooling bcus of all my laughing

[heirsoferror-deactivated2016031]

Big ass baby

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

My stomach hurts.

[cloama]

Person: sorry dude, we don’t have time for the park today

Dog: ohoofdfijdlgjkfsdfdofdogohgooofooooooooooooooooooooh

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

me when i don’t get my way

[demegoddess]

[maydaytrippe]

The man knows how to answer a question.