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if u ain't talkin money i don't wanna talk

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how does it feel to be the funniest person on this website

ive stolen the humor of this entire stupid shithole

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all of these years that I have been missing from this tumblr, I have been manifesting.

I'm done, im stealing whatever I want now

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the dentists fucking lifted my wisdom teeth i HATE capitalism

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holy shit guys, i’m freaking out. i think i might have been caught this time around and i don’t know what to do :(

so i went to a korean beauty store near my house to re-up my face masks and the SA told me that she added 3 free samples into my bag but gave me four instead? being the lifter i am, i left immediately with the satisfaction that i took another free sample but what if the cops come to my place now? i’ve heard that’s been happening to some liftblrs on here.

pray for me y’all :( and stay safe out there! don’t be messy like me!

total: $0

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how do you lift a boy’s heart??

askin for a friend

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been wanting to lift shoes for a while now but i never got to it, any tips on how to take them??

so this is all gonna be about STEALTH so make sure you’re above level 43 and have a max exp above 6,809 and your fishing/potion making/photography skill is well above level 20press the start button on whatever console/pc you’re usinghit Xright triggertriangle button twiceYOU GOT THEM SHOES

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What do you do if a store has magnet detectors and you have a magnet on you???

hold out your magnet up in the end and it’ll pull u to the nearest metal poleat this point u should be across the room and far from ur enemiesdestroy them

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fuck, you've lifted my heart 💖

total: priceless 💕

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ok i'm new to this whole shoplifting community and i don't wanna sound dumb but what's like SA, LP and RFIG tag or whatever and what does conceal mean sorrry for asking such a dumb question lol

LP - lil peep (rip my boy)SA- steal a l lRFID- R U N F O R I T D A M N I T

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I hope that while you're shoplifting. Someone catches you and beats you senseless with the nearest object or their barehands.

nearest object? like someone liFTED that just to beat me with it??? call the cops, folks. seems like we got a shoplifter AND an alleged assaulter on hand.

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Items lifted: - Kamoshida’s Heart TOTAL: 30,000 Yen

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I love your blog, however I have a little tip for you: If you want to steal stuff, just take a gun and shoot up the store! Everyone will run away in fear and some people might even be too dead from gunshot wounds to run away, giving you the perfect chance to steal stuff! Happy lifting pal

take notes people

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i am genuinely curious as to why you think shoplifting is at all okay

it’s okay cause i’m fighting capitalism duhhhh :)))

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This blog is a joke, right?

no

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bud knows what’s up

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items lifted: your lame attempt to offend me