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they/them Support/ADC Senna | Rakan | Smolder

[finestbinjuice]

Main Role: Support

Other Roles: ADC, Jungle

Main Champion: Senna

Other Champions: Rakan, Soraka, Smolder, Kindred, Anivia

Peak Rank: Bronze II

I've noticed on Tumblr that most of the League blogs are about Arcane, and there hardly any about the actual game. I'm gonna be the change I wanna see on this hellsite, and (mostly) complain about the game!

Full disclosure: I'm not the best, or even close. I am keenly aware of this. I have too much of a life outside of League to ever climb much higher than maybe Gold. However, I am also far from the worst. I'm just here to talk about the game :)

[finestbinjuice]

New patch has made Senna Q very, very evil. When there is a tower that has only a small chunk of HP left, I don't even have to step under tower, or even put my wave under tower to destroy it. What used to take 4-5 basic attacks to achieve now takes only one well aimed Q overshoot on anything with a hitbox (including the enemy champion) thanks to the help of Demolish.

I'm so sorry.

(Also, the buff to her passive feels sooooooo good for ADC)

[finestbinjuice]

I am far from the worst support because I know that selling my support item when the full team is present is always a bad idea; I understand that I shouldn't sell it 'because I don't need the gold anymore.' I also don't sell it and then start stealing waves from my scaling ADC (Smolder) that relies on minion kills.

I like playing ADC, but it is also like playing Russian Roulette with bad/clueless supports.

...WHY THE FUCK WOULD MY SUPPORT DO THAT TO ME, WE WERE BLIND!

[finestbinjuice]

My first attempt at using, and impression of; WASD

I felt like I was playing drunk, high, through a mirror, and with random keys swapped.

I like it.

Once I have finished making an utter fool of myself, and get the hang of it (and find the right binds for my hands), I will be unstoppable!

I would like to know where the ping wheel is at though...

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[eightyonekilograms]

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[griffonatrix]

[finestbinjuice]

Justice for Smolder! New skin when??

[finestbinjuice]

Bronze teams: group group group, you morons! we win 5v5!!!

Also Bronze teams: *don't wait for team to form up*

Also Bronze teams: *step off cliffs like lemmings one by one after the first two very impatient teammates die*

Bronze teams: *don't understand where waves need to be to even facilitate a team fight*

[finestbinjuice]

Contrary to popular belief, support is not the easiest role in the game.

[finestbinjuice]

Hmm... I wonder why I'm struggling to climb out of Bronze... I think to myself at the beginning of a ranked match. Let's just play better and continue to improve at the game!

Then, my teammate announces that they're trying out a new champion.

[finestbinjuice]

That bad breath doesn't lie-- brush your teeth lil buddy

[finestbinjuice]

Sometimes, I find myself wondering why I'm struggling to climb out of bronze as support. I think, maybe it's my spacing, small macro or roam timer mistakes, or my weak early game.

And then, when I ask my ADC to be careful when I walk away while they farm under tower so I can ward, (so they don't get a slot on Stupid Deaths), they ask me why I'm leaving lane so much.

I answer, to roam.

They ask, what's roaming?