The Heart Begins to Slow Down

Carolyn (n.)- the former emo who's attempting the indie thing with a really random blog; a lover not a fighter

[skippydiesposting]

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

[skippydiesposting]

top tier comedy

[nosebleedclub]

What do you believe in now?

[moldpuppy]

self preservation through love

[sleepdopesmoker]

chupacapra

[guillotinedream]

Chupacabra as well

[probablybadrpgideas]

Unusual Curses

Doesn't know what doors are. Can't learn.

Slow, inexorable transformation in a tumblr sexyman.

You don't turn into a ravenous wolfman every full moon, but you're utterly convinced you do.

Every car you enter becomes a cybertruck.

Transparent skin and glowing bones.

You constantly hear Doug Walker reacting to everything you do in your head.

You can't perceive cats anymore.

Everyone you love will die, in probably a maximum of 90 years.

Can't ever enter Nevada.

Will instantly die if you ever see a tiktok.

Every meal you eat is mashed potatoes. No matter what you intended to make, order or buy, it's mashed potatoes.

Thou cannot walketh where a passenger pigeon flew this tenday (this was a bigger problem 200 years ago).

In seven days, Sadako will do a corporate buyout of your workplace and fire you.

You are simultaneously desperate to find truth but have limited perceptions and subjective biases that render you fundamentally unable to ever be truly certain of truth, as well as fearing death while being unavoidably mortal, unlike most people who are immortal and know the universe directly.

Fuck this. Fuck you. Crabs upon you.

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[trainerdot]

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

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damn desert

[nylonlion]

before and after

[touchhorseexperience]

i never wanna hear ohhh i drank too much wine i smoked too many cigarettes last night i feel awful. cultivate a european mindset. you just need an espresso. life is an alchemical process and you are the alembic

[meltingicecreamm]

“We have to cut Belos off from the Titan’s power.” “What are you thinking?” “Come on Eda. You know where magic comes from.” “From the heart!"

[snarky-and-bitter]

The owl house really said “this white man is gonna try and colonize god” only for Actual God to say “no, this 14 year old is gonna be gay and do crimes actually. She’s going to stop you, and she is right to do so.”

[starlet-girls]

Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney

He/they collector

Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king

TWO girlfriend kisses

Onscreen mlm kiss

Implied aladarius

a happy ending to the bi/enby couple

A happy ending to the aro/ace character

And

Death to the white Christian puritain

[em-gray]

hello cemetery boys fandom please accept this humble offering (characters as troubled birds memes)

yadriel

julian

maritza

yadriel to julian when they just know each other

catriz

those two other street kids waking up in the middle of an unholy blood ritual after yadriel saves them

catriz plucking random kids off the streets for his blood ritual:

[heartpdf]

[thingsmagazine]

Paintings by Jelena and Aleksandar Paunkovic (via Kottke)

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it