[lilcassog-deactivated20260119]

One day you’ll be slow dancing in the kitchen with your wife and the path that got you there will all make sense

[sanctuarysusie]

im high and losing it a little over this

[decembrie-18]

[anxietyproblem]

[como-chin-gas]

[misandristpariston-moved]

Machete - Amanda Palmer 💃🎵

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I would like to trust somebody and be right about it

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[najd-social-club]

If I tell you about my family, I really trust you

[extramadness]

[unclefather]

[socwhore]

What's your biggest turn on?

Reassurance…I like knowing I’m wanted

[sol4rsyst3m]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

i pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[imthe7deadlysins-deactivated201]

I’m a mess of a person but I’m loyal and I’ll love you with everything I have.