Shitposts and Titposts™

Hey what's up I'm Francis. I enjoy long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners... and thighs. Thighs are really nice

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[shanks]

アリス | Arisuwu

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[doctorslippery]

Shaggy's spidey sense went off at the mention of Bat Milk.

[mattawhiteley]

#Flintstones #meme

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

#Flintstones #meme

[knowyournewmeme]

Ya Ba do!

[yonomna-deactivated20170207]

Not what he says

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

Ya Ba do!

[frankendykes-monster]

This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[konoko]

[cognitohazardous]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[maswartz]

[fractally]

This has been my main argument against "AI" from the very beginning.

OpenAI scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us.

And worse, they're trying to destroy the free sources that they stole from. It's destruction of human knowledge on an unprecedented scale. The burning of the library of Alexandria has nothing on this.

[just-in-cays]

buttmogged zoomers support group

[shortcircuit908]

victims of buttmogging memorial foundation

[captain-price-returns]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

"the people who are against me are antifa" is a strange roundabout way of admitting you're a fascist, but thank you for finally admitting it anyway.

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

sheltered poster: Bro is going wild like a gorilla on ketamine!

poster that wants to look darkly chic: its obvious they have no idea what ketamine does.

The lovesick swede: When wiell i find my so sweets honeybee

[pissvortex]

[killrockstar]

ai is telling me they made abu dhabi up for garfield

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[segamascott]

🤤🤤🤤