Stressed Out

Finn || 25 || Paramedic

[jonescassandra-blog]

As she took her shirt off, Evie glanced at the reflection that stared back at her in the mirror, a sly smile forming on her face.

“You should really learn how to knock,”

[finn--mccormick-blog]

[levi-adams-deactivated20160513]

“Hookup apps should make it a lot harder to send your location to people. Like a little test to make sure you’re sober, or a five minute mandatory wait to see if you still think it’s a good idea in five minutes.  Because I accidentally shared my location with a major creep and the most logical thing I could think to do was turn off all the lights and hide while he knocked on my door,” Levi mumbled to the person next to him.  “Either that or I need to learn how to adult better.”

[finn--mccormick-blog]

“I myself am not a fan of these apps. They always end up being a mistake, one way or another.”

[greydemarco]

“I never thought I’d be happier to install a screen door… it really is the simple things in life,” Grey said with a grin as he pried a splinter from the tip of his finger. “Now if only the moving vans would deliver my things to the right address. I got a call the other day from a confused elderly woman who had my baby grand piano sitting on her front lawn. Needless to say, neither of us were very happy about it.”

[finn--mccormick-blog]

“That must explain why I received a few strange boxes I know I didn’t order.”

[auroraelswood-blog]

Aurora was far drunker than she’d been in a while, thoughts of her dead parents and her heartbreak and everything in her life filling her mind and forcing her to reach for the bottle. She downed bottle after bottle of beer, a drink that she didn’t even like, just to push away all the awful memories, and stumbled over to a vaguely familiar figure, crashing her lips against theirs in a kiss. Pulling away, she stared at the other person with wide eyes, realizing what she had just done. “Shit, I’m sorry,” she muttered, heat rising in her cheeks.

[finn--mccormick-blog]

“I wasn’t expecting that, but I’m not complaining either.” Finn said, pulling her back in for another kiss.

[xandergreysxn-blog]

“— Hey, sorry ’bout this, but d’ya mind giving me a hand-” Xander pulls the helmet away from his head out of courtesy, curls a mess atop his head but his smile easy going. “M’looking for the Blackbird Pub, think you could point me in the right direction.” 

[finn--mccormick-blog]

“No reason to be sorry. It’s just right over there.” Finn said, pointing Xander in the right direction. “Are you meeting someone there?”

[finn--mccormick-blog]

“—yet here you are doing the idiotic thing, want rid of me and my attitude all you gotta do is move, simple enough. You’re just making life more difficult for yourself.” 

“Or maybe you’re just over complicating things.”

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blakexandersons:

“Oh, um - uh, the robot on Mars took a selfie - and it’s pretty… Cool?”

“Oh...that is pretty cool. Now that I know what you’re talking about.”

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blakexandersons:

“Okay, listen, I don’t know if you know this, but I know this and I think it’s pretty neat but Curiosity took a selfie! It’s more like fifty seven images stitched into one big selfie, but he took a selfie! I’m so proud of humanity’s tiny robot catching up with our trends.”

“Uh..sorry you lost me...a little...or a lot..”

[finn--mccormick-blog]

“— there are two things I care about in this world, and you just so happen to be neither of them, so if you’d be so kind as to move the fuck out of the way, it’d be appreciated.” 

“Yeah, like I’m going to move after that attitude of yours.”

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romanvmdx:

“The new trailer for Captain America: The Civl War dropped today. Sorry if you heard the scream, it was of joy. Damn they showed nearly everyone ! Spidy even! First time that man has made it on screen in a “Avengers” movies. I am so damn excited.”

“Well it’s about time Spiderman man an appearance in the marvel world.”

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miss-isabellafiori:

“I’m sorry to bother you but you know what floor pediatrics is?” Her voice soft, not wanting to inconvenience them, they were probably busy. “I know it’s on the third floor… I just don’t know what floor I’m on” Her face blushed  looking down at her feet 

“You’re no bother at all. Actually you’re on the second floor.”

[finn--mccormick-blog]

“You know, I’m going to give you a little warning. If you sit next to me, chances are you’ll be gone in a week. I’m a magnet for making people disappear. So go, save yourself before it’s too late.”

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lily-riley:

“Can you just– look at the brochures? I am not sure which one I want. They all have pros and cons and I really, I’m tired of living in the Inn, the night staff is starting to freak me out, and I just need to move. That and Luka needs a yard, so he can get out of my hair every once in awhile.” 

“I mean I can look but I’m not sure how much help I’ll be. This is kind of a big decision I can’t make for you.”

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renee-beaumont:

Come on! Dance! Today has been a good day! It is okay to let go sometimes!

God, alright but just this once. And only because I’m so buzzed.

[finn--mccormick-blog]

“— Yeah, uh no. I’m not into the whole Hulu and Commitment thing. I’ll just take some Netflix and Chill, thanks.”

“You know, if you mean what I think you mean, it sounds like we’re on the same page.”

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caroline-sparks:

“Maybe it’s the sense of accomplishment you want,” Caroline mused.  “But really, getting some help seems smart.”

“Maybe, but I’ve never really been the smartest guy in the world.”

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cassiepxrks:

“Really? You’re the best, thank you…. — So if I’m not meant to post ads, how am I supposed to find someone to room with me?”

“Easy, go with the friend/coworker approach. Talk to people you know/have already met and go from there. Chances are they’ll either need a roommate or know someone who needs a roommate.”