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text ✉️: peter

peter: kool people? so the kool aid man's on that list?

peter: i'm not kool like u ;(

finn: HELL YEAH THE KOOL AID MAN IS ON THAT LIST

finn: its ok ill teach u my ways buddy

#text #t:peter

text ✉️: open

rory: the kooliest

rory: get exciting and then i'll come over

rory:

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text ✉️: sofia

sofia: your use of 'kool' is concerning

sofia: so i'm gonna have to go with no but you can try to convince me

finn: i have pot brownies

finn: if that wont convince you, idk what will

#text #t:sofia

text ✉️: open

stella: Wrong number. I don't know anyone who spells it kool

stella: Unless, they're referring to Kool-Aid

stella: In which case I presume walk kicking is involved

finn: stella

finn: when will you learn the ways of kool people

finn: if you dont know anyone who spells it kool from time to time then YOU DONT KNOW ANY KOOL PEOPLE

finn: i dont always spell it kool but from now on ive gotta just to prove my point

finn: at least when im texting you

finn: maybe not when im texting my boss

#text #t:stella

text ✉️: open

aerie: what could we possibly do that is super KOOL

finn: several things

finn: we could go get some BOMB ASS food bc im starving

finn: or we could go supping or surfing or canoeing

finn: or we could go to petland and meet many puppies and then you could convince me thst it would be a bad idea to buy one bc chances are i will convince myself that i can take care of it

#text #t:aerie

text ✉️: open

kat: how cool you tryna get, boo?

kat: bc i'm getting some ideas hitting up huntington

finn: whatever you wanna do is kool w me!!!!!!!!!

#text #t:kat

text ✉️: memphis

memphis: what did you have in mind, sweetheart?

finn: idk mariokart or lego star wars

finn: but every time you fall off the road or get killed you take a shot of tequila

finn: that sounds fun

finn: i just came up with the worlds best drinking game

finn: but i think we're gonna need more tequila than what i already have

finn: bc i drank most of it last night

#text #t:memphis

text ✉️: peter

peter: the fact you spelled cool with a "k" is concerning

finn: that's how kool people spell it

finn: the fact that u didnt know that is concerning

#text #t:peter

text ✉️: open

finn: come over

finn: i'm bored

finn: let's do something super kool

#text #t:open #syf:start

text: ✉️finn

mia: that's true see i'm not completely lame i have some potential

mia: rum it is

mia: lemme work up to that okay i've heard horror stories

mia: that's unfortunate, that's a bad nickname

mia: thanks babe!! finally my surprisingly thorough knowledge of alcohol will come in handy

finn: yeah there are some horror stories but there are also BOMB ASS STORIES

finn: it is not a bad nickname, it is fantastic

finn: be there soonish

#text #t:mia

text: ✉️finn

mia: that's cool! we'll have fun and you get to meet the best dog in the universe hell yeah

mia: i have some?? in my house.

mia: also u don't know me i don't know my life

mia: i mean white wine is lit but i also like gin?? and vodka is doable though not ideal, rum is good, i have never had tequila b4, bourbon is good if it's nice otherwise nahhhh, you can't make me drink a four loko, and beer is solid. depending on the beer. frat beer is garbage, but there's definitely good beer.

finn: lit lit lit

finn: ok i judged too soon

finn: we'll go with rum

finn: one day we'll drink tequila

finn: but that today is not today bc rum sounds like a more ideal option

finn: they call me finn bacardi kipling in these streets

finn: im proud of u, u know ur stuff

#text #t:mia

text: ✉️finn

mia: a+ job my dude

mia: HEY I WASN'T COMPLAINING JUST COMMENTING ON HOW LIFE IS FICKLE AND AMUSING INTROSPECTIVE SHIT

mia: whenever you want tbh?? more pets for the light of my life. she deserves constant attention and praise and love

finn: that's the only a+ i have ever gotten in my entire life

finn: OKOK AS LONG AS THERES NO COMPLAINING

finn: im coming over tonight to meet her and then we're going to a bar

finn: ill bring some alc so we can pre game

finn: what do u like? im assuming u dont like the hard stuff

finn: i have a feeling youre gonna say white wine

finn: which i dont own

finn: so ur optioms are vodka, rum, tequila, bourbon, four lokos, and good ol' reliable beer

#text #t:mia

text: ✉️finn

mia: like for sure i mean have you seen yourself? you're ridiculously good looking

mia: remember how i originally texted you to make the mature choice and now i'm talking about making out with you and/or someone else and life is funny tbh

mia: her name is lyla and she's perfect!!!!!! there is no better dog in the world

finn: thank u, i do my best

finn: U SAID U WANTED TO BE IMPULSIVE

finn: so now that's what ur doin!!!

finn: when can i come over and meet her i love her already

#text #t:mia

text: ✉️finn

mia: ONE OF US IS LESS IMPULSIVE THAN THE OTHER ONE FINN I'M DOING MY BEST

mia: like at the very least i'd WANT to make out with you at a bar so like ???????

mia: aw that's so sweet :)

mia: FINE AT LEAST I WON'T BE FEEDING A HAMSTER TO A HUSKY IT'S THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS

finn: ok good

finn: as long as youd wanna then we're good

finn: THE THINGS U HAVE TO DO TO SAVE HAMSTERS AM I RIGHT

finn: also i LOVE huskies and i want to meet this husky you speak of

#HAHAHA its fantastic i love them #text #t:mia

text: ✉️finn

mia: awwwww you're too kind i'd make out with you at a bar too probably

mia: you have nice hair

mia: fine fine fine we'll go!!

mia: BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEAD TO THE DEATH OF A HAMSTER?? I THOUGH I GOT TO PICK ONE OR THE OTHER

finn: WDYM PROBABLY

finn: thank u, u have a nice smile

finn: FINE YOU PICKED MAKING OUT WITH A GUY AT A BAR

#text #t:mia

text: ✉️finn

mia: finn.

mia: idk what to tell you man maybe they don't think they have a chance bc i generally don't start up conversations or something?? or maybe your #facts are #flawed

mia: OKAY BUT LIKE MY ROOMMATE HAS A VERY LARGE AND WONDERFUL DOG AND I DON'T WANT OUR THEORETICAL HAMSTER TO BE IN DANGER SOOOOOO

finn: i'd make out with you at a bar sooo

finn: we're gonna go and i'm gonna prove you wrong

finn: THIS IS WHAT I MEAN YOU ARE PRE PLANNING

#text #t:mia

text: open

sage: im fINE DUDE

sage: iM GOOD

sage: NO TEARS HERE MAN

sage: please i'd love that

finn: ok see u in 10

finn: u can sleep here since u will be drunk

finn: i will sleep on the couch, u take the bed

finn: i'll set up the game

#text #t:sage

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