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@finneyblakeinreallife
Intro
I’m 14 and I’m a grabber yumeshipper (doubles DNI)
I’m a Demiboy + unlabeled and I love scenecore fashion
My fav movie is The Black Phone because it’s the best thing ever and if you disagree then boooooo 🍅🍅🍅
I’m the CEO of Vinney (Vance x Finney)
Men and who ^_^
black phone fandom sanitizing the grabber and straight (bisexual???) washing him is so funny to me like of course yall would do that to the gay quicklime basement molester and murderer… peak tumblr. insane to see people straight up writing this dude as normal
feeling: Wild . intent: not paying my Bill 🏒
KING of the rink over here
I was gonna post a secret extra image but got too scared and wanted to touch it up more so he's finally here 🐎ohhh my god albert what the fuck happened to you like genuinely in my universe what went wronf.. ik ur old as fuck when youre fat and balding and wearing weird clothes but you used to have genuinely off the wall aura i fear oo hes so cute cute cute (I turn to the audience shaking my head so they know Im on their side)
The Black Phone bts photos from Production Designer's site.
magma things
tried to get mostly all mine in frame but feat. friends @funnydudeguyman @bunbrii @smoothjazzofneo
albert holding titty is one of the besf things ive drawn lately I fear
I dont like the other finney that was here anymore he's been ELIMINATED
my name is albert and my tits are fat, double motherfuckin Ds at that 🎧 I used to work at camp alpine lake, and there is where I will seal Your fate 🫵 my best friend's name used to be hope, until she ended herself With a rope 🔋she had two kids named finney and gwen, but I didn't really care about the girl in the end 🤷♂️the other one though im sure you know, I really really really would like to tap that even if he tells me no 🚫 in one hand I use my axe 🪓 and the other is my good friend Belt who wants to meet your Ass 😄 when im not sitting in my room jerking off to dicks, I tend to enjoy doin MAGIC TRICKS 🪄 my sleek black van is my ride, inside it many have nearly died 🚐 my taste in fashion is amazing, when people compliment me they're never GLAZING 🌺👕 under my stairs im gonna leave you all alone , Not a soul in the world but my Scary Phone 📞 (bridge) ring ring ring ring BOOM you're dead, I hit you in the head 💥 i swear the other boys are No fun, sometimes they call just to tell me my fridge is On the Run 🧊😓 I used to be the best of the best, my skating skills will put you to the hellish test ⛸️dont fuck with me on the ice, or it's gonna cost ya YOUR LIFE ❄️🏒 when I was 30, hockey is what I liked to play, and now at 50 all I do is sit around my house half naked all day. 🪑 but with me you don't have to play coy, if you wanna step to me we can play a lightning round of Naughty Boy 👿I hope you like eggs for breakfast, after the disrespect, you should be grateful i even let you Exist 🍳🥚This is why they call me the grabber, because when I put you in my basement I wont provide you with no escape ladder 🎤
post you guys would apparently fuck jn a seedy motel but not be seen with.. I SEE..
I love the behind the scenes for Black Phone 2 but I can't stop laughing. Put that boy back in the torture basement and make him talk
Black Phone 2 - (2025) dir. Scott Derrickson
albert isnt secretly gay dude he doesnt even have to suppress anything he could go to a bar and meet a nice guy he just does this for the love of the game im so glad in canon he doesnt have any duhh suppressed homosexuality I cant.. be.. gay.. no like truly it is really awesome that he is just like that. He just does this. Because he thinks it's hot. Like truly sorry I really do fw him as a character I dont talk about it enough bc im always like that fat prick that I hate but i feel like it is innovative that he has no (in depth) sad backstory no ugh.. im gay.. in the 70s.. 😨 he just doesn't fucking care. yeah. honestly like i wish you didnt do that magic al but whatever floats your boat as the villain of the narrative wise youre doing great. im albert i like young boys and you aren't given a weird expectation to feel bad for me i just play in your face
Thought I would give Finney a break from the angst ; _ ; . Saw the below image and could not stop thinking of Al and Max LMAO - Al is just so extra - Absolute diva on kidnapping daysssss - Max is speechless for once. . *Yes I know Al does not have feathers usually but they make him just look extra fabulous*
GIGGLING
I COMMISSIONED THIS CUTIE
LOOK AT THEM ALL
I WANNA PUT THEM IN MY POCKET
1,872 Followers, 687 Following, 447 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Yoon (@ktmysoo)
^ on INSTA!
And what if I said this was Albert Shaw answering his basement phone for the first time as an adult after he killed those Youth Camp boys
"Pick a Card" 🃏
*Zoom in to join Finney in the angst*
Thank you to @starskykarofsky for keeping the faith - this one is for you cowboy 🖤
- Inspired by this drabble prompt by @fisticuffy -
https://www.tumblr.com/fisticuffy/819488254440161281/drabble-prompt-for-blakeshaw-movie-night-finney?source=share
~ Alternate below ~
fat pervert post number one thousand million and three giant huge large and in charge man pesters pretty young man posing for camera shutterstock image. 🎲🎲 no dice, as al says in my game. god hes so fucking annoying finn youre so cool let's blow this joint
I really like the albert cat from last post this is not the last that you will see of him now that I have a little Thing to doodle him as on the sides
thought bubble💭this is dumb as fuck but you all know I really love cold albert but I wish more people drew him witj his nasty blackened fingers theyre so cool to me I try to include them whenever I draw him i just want to see it more thanks guys i love it I love it one of my favorite details please it's so badass
Stamps I made for my website! Free to use with credit :)
Stamps in order: PS5 Owner, Xbox Series X Owner, Elemental, Arcane LoL, 오징어 개임, Squid Game, Inside by Playdead, Stray, The Long Dark, Spelunky, Spelunky 2, Turbo Dismount, Lego Worlds, Trials Fusion, Wild Kratts
License: MIT
