[tawnyisacolor]

i wasn’t meant for a 9 to 5 i was meant to be a menace and a burden

[paulandersonxo]

do nuns have pockets

[uroko]

伏見/梅雨の濠川 Fushimi/The River in Rainy Season

[prerighteous]

they should invent a heart that doesn't try to break out of your ribcage when you attempt to talk to anyone

[emulsified-blog]

always get yourself that little pastry

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[ff-t]

[sssssatina]

[themightylad]

"Come on baby, where'd all that fight go? Huh? Where'd it go, tough girl? Yeah I fucking thought so"

[thesecretlifeovkiss-a-net-deact]

The way you treat animals matters to me.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

[hydratedbitch]

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[feralfanged]

sadist who lays you down with bright eyes and a big toothy smile that's so contagious you find yourself grinning back with excitement growing in ur tummy until they say "you really aren't going to like this, baby"

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[cottaqecore]

source

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[motopoppp]

This is the funniest thing ever, everyone else go home

[thisusernameisunique]

There are jokes that only work when said aloud due to soundalike words.

This joke is the exact opposite.

This joke only works when read.