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29, any pronouns | purveyor of pink, denizen of desserts, animation alum, culinary cretin

[paulandersonxo]

cant sleep bc im thinking about anne hathaway shes so fierceeee

[paulandersonxo]

i think she could play me in my biopic when they make one idk maybe her or cate blanchett

[paulandersonxo]

cant sleep bc im thinking about anne hathaway shes so fierceeee

[paulandersonxo]

ok cookies are finished i will post them tomorrow probably. not gonna have time now to make anything until august so it'll be a minute before the next thing

[paulandersonxo]

im nearly finished these stupid cookies now i swear im just the least motivated creature alive but i am not leaving the kitchen until they are complete

[paulandersonxo]

be a good boy and maybe mommy will run you over in her 2006 fiat punto

[paulandersonxo]

my time to shine

[paulandersonxo]

every evening i run to move the deodorant can on my desk from its spot when the sun gets near it because i have visions of it exploding from the heat of the sun and also igniting the nearby bottle of nail polish remover causing a giant fire in my room that kills me like im a final destination character

[paulandersonxo]

other ways i think i would probably die in a final destination movie: - dough hook on stand mixer flies off while kneading and stabs me in the head - accidentally inhaling bong water and somehow drowning - bus crash on the way to dublin airport sends me flying over o'connell street and i am impaled on the spire - i fall into the sea and can't swim back up due to large heavy statement earrings - electrocuted by my nintendo ds while playing pokemon during a thunderstorm

[narcissistcookbook]

no, that last one is how you end up transported into a pokemon game and can't escape until you defeat the champion trainer who is played by the same actor who plays your dad

[paulandersonxo]

i might finally see some puffins while in wales because we're going on a boat safari around skomer and skokholm which is funny to me considering i could have gone down to the saltees to see some puffins in my very own county at any time. literally can see the islands on the horizon when i walk up the mountain on a clear day but have never actually thought to go visit them

[paulandersonxo]

i actually won't be that far from home which is weird to think about. there isn't that much ocean between wales and wexford. in theory at night on the right spots of welsh coast i could possibly even be able to see tuskar rock lighthouse just like i can see at night here

[paulandersonxo]

i might finally see some puffins while in wales because we're going on a boat safari around skomer and skokholm which is funny to me considering i could have gone down to the saltees to see some puffins in my very own county at any time. literally can see the islands on the horizon when i walk up the mountain on a clear day but have never actually thought to go visit them

[paulandersonxo]

i wish everyone who ever erm-ackshually'd an irish person about ireland being part of the "british isles" a very i'm going to pull out your teeth and make you swallow them

[paulandersonxo]

it's becoming genuinely kind of depressing to wake up to another day of sunshine and heat which i never thought possible but here i am yearning for the ten minutes of extremely light misty drizzle i got to experience one of the nights i was in scotland. summer can end now i've had enough of it

[paulandersonxo]

every evening i run to move the deodorant can on my desk from its spot when the sun gets near it because i have visions of it exploding from the heat of the sun and also igniting the nearby bottle of nail polish remover causing a giant fire in my room that kills me like im a final destination character

[paulandersonxo]

other ways i think i would probably die in a final destination movie: - dough hook on stand mixer flies off while kneading and stabs me in the head - accidentally inhaling bong water and somehow drowning - bus crash on the way to dublin airport sends me flying over o'connell street and i am impaled on the spire - i fall into the sea and can't swim back up due to large heavy statement earrings - electrocuted by my nintendo ds while playing pokemon during a thunderstorm

[paulandersonxo]

every evening i run to move the deodorant can on my desk from its spot when the sun gets near it because i have visions of it exploding from the heat of the sun and also igniting the nearby bottle of nail polish remover causing a giant fire in my room that kills me like im a final destination character

[paulandersonxo]

when i get back in august and recover physically and financially from traveling i think it's time to get a new handbag. i love my phone one i might just get an identical one again but it'll still be sad to bid the old one farewell. but also it is falling into disrepair and the strap is definitely approaching its breaking point so an heir must be selected before the reigning monarch dies

[paulandersonxo]

the cats are all chilling

[paulandersonxo]

finally some progress to show. the fillings are made and ready to go so i just need to make icing to do the eyes and then we're basically in the home stretch yippee

[paulandersonxo]

saw a broadway bootleg titled supernanny the musical and got so excited at the prospect of a musical based on british reality tv show supernanny starring jo frost only to realize it was just a clever alternate title for mrs doubtfire

[paulandersonxo]

i'm tired of musicals based on pre-existing properties but if we're gonna do one more it should be supernanny. opening number can be "In A Crisis (I'm On My Way)" and there can be a dramatic confrontation between supernanny and the child called "Naughty Step" and later there can be "Naughty Step (Reprise)" where she realizes the parents are causing this and they belong on the naughty step actually. john broadway please get in touch i have more ideas