âLet me guess, itâs somethinâ clichĂ© like the way I bat my eyelashes or give you puppy dog eyes, isnât it? Or is my âfeminine charmsâ? Youâre not weak-willed, youâre just whipped, letâs be real. I will absolutely come out swining if I need to defend TSwift! Iâve done it before, with the assistance of a pillow, so it wouldnât be too much different. Again, it better be the best damn song ever; better than all the other ones about me. You know, Iâm thinkinâ that fameâs getting to your head. Youâre awfully cocky â in the still endearing way, of course. Donât get all sappy on me, Finnegan Jacobs, I swear to god. I donât need to be sitting here making all the heart eyes at you right now. Doubt sheâd notice Iâm gone, if you did that. Actually, no, sheâd just assume I ran away with you and sheâd disown me. So, letâs not do that. Though, finally being your girlfriend in public would be pretty nice. Really, I donât believe that. Out of all the things you might die from, I doubt Iâll be the official cause, thankfully. WellâŠI could learn.â
âI think it has more to do with the hopeful little smile you get when youâre asking for something. Itâs like no one actually wants to disappoint you. Iâm not whipped; Iâm smart. Not giving you your way is like lighting a fire and giving it endless gasoline. Not to mention, Iâm a good boyfriend. I like letting you have your way. -- Yeah. Because naturally I am completely and totally terrified of your tiny little fists swinging at me. Petrified. Please, itâd be my very best. Pain rights the best must, G. You know that. Fame? Getting to my head? No way. Thatâs not whatâs been making me cocky, no. Besides-- itâs confidence. Not cockiness. Did you just Finnegan me? Gia, I am appalled-- and offended. I live for those little doe-eyed looks I get from you. God--... Your mom, man-- just wish sheâd kinda roll with it. You know, Anna would be perfectly content taking you in if she decided to disown you. Iâm sure sheâd trade me for you in a heartbeat. Iâm her problem child; sheâd be happy to get another golden girl. Yeah--... You know I wish we could, G. You know Iâd love to brag about you on national television and what not--... I just--... I canât right now. Soon enough. Fine. Donât believe me. You could learn before tour kicks off? Is that so?âÂ














