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#bout time for Alex to show back up around here yeah

The nature of being an adult in 2026 is really just "I know you're having a mental breakdown, girl, but you really gotta send this email, so... let's get on that and then you can have a little more despair as a treat."

#life waits for no one unfortunately

lilyblisslys

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

mollyjames

#the way I need this in my personal collection like yesterday #literally working on a field guide to marine pokemon and got to Cramorant on Monday #and one of the persistent Pokédex Facts is #that it has no fucking gag reflex and an IQ of 7 #it will straight up deepthroat anything it likes and choke on it without giving a single fuck #we were all too hard on Weepinbell when THIS GUY-

See, the problem with saying “I wish this fandom was less horny” is that people will assume you’re saying it out of prudishness, when what you’re really saying is “Hi could you please not derail my discussion of the design choices of this character’s outfit by saying that you want to get him pregnant.”

Listen to Professor Oak:

#we all made fun of professor oak in the callow foolishness of youth but he was right #we did not listen and now where are we! in hell that’s where!

cartoon-fanaticism

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

#the way this would be a thing #portal #glados #absolutely nailed the delivery AND the feel of a Portal joke

seven-winged-liar

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

#was playing back some of the petty shit I’ve talked with my friends today #and having a grand old time walking down memory lane about it

userfish

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

userfish

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

#it’s gonna be Gay Wrath Month in here if the government doesn’t stop fucking with my transgender siblings

crocyart

WLW!!

Inspired by a post @pusheenb made in the Mononoke community :)

#LIKE I SAID! HAPPY PRIDE TO ASA AND KAME MONONOKE!!!#Mononoke

muffinlance

We've been working with toddler on using his words instead of screaming when something happens that he doesn't like

Which has lead to:

Toddler, upon accidentally dropping a toy: ANGER ANGER ANGER!

muffinlance

This got over 600 new notes in the past few hours. We're all vibing with Toddler on this Wednesday I see.

#is your toddler from Erid

Happy Pride Month to Asa and Kame Mononoke specifically

#mononoke #asa #kame #that's super gay you two keep up the good work

sashayed

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

sashayed

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

#imagine polluting Sagarmatha just for bragging rights couldn't be me :)

shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

party-gilmore

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

greatmountainfloofsquatch

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

#this has become an irrevocable part of my vocabulary

So I'm hearing rumors about an Ocarina of Time Remake, and I'm... wondering about Sheik now... which pronouns will they use?

Nintendo HAS had a character with they/them pronouns in the interim, and has fixed some not-so-great stuff from before when it comes to transphobic language in their games... but what will they do with Sheik? Who can say.

...but if they DO go with she/her, I want Ruto to be INCREDIBLY GAY about the hot young thang that dragged her out from under the ice for SURE.

#bisexual fish princess is a good thing in any timeline and any universe

pretentiouslimericks

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”