queen of disaster

Fiona Goode, Supreme; don't make me drop a house on you.

[heroicblonko-deactivated2017042]

We have soulmate potential, it seems.

[fionanotgoode]

I don't believe in soulmates. I believe in... chemistry, though.

Do you?

[jasperastair-deactivated2014042]

Where do you keep the booze in this place? I’ve been meaning to ask since I arrived.

[fionanotgoode]

I keep my own stash... but there's a liquor cabinet in the front room. I broke the lock a couple of weeks ago, so have at it.

[heroicblonko-deactivated2017042]

The woman offering the drink? Refreshing. I like your style.  

A martini, but anything stronger could be welcome.

[fionanotgoode]

You lit my cigarette, it's a fair trade.

Martini? Now that's my style… 

[jasperastair-deactivated2014042]

Okay, what’ll it be? Scotch or whiskey?

[fionanotgoode]

Surprise me.

[jasperastair-deactivated2014042]

I’ve had 5 dads. 2 beat me, 3 didn’t care and the one that loved me died in a fire. And don’t even get me started on boyfriends.

[fionanotgoode]

That's some shit luck, kid… so you win the daddy issues round, but don't get me started on boyfriends. Unless you want to refill my drink first...

[heroicblonko-deactivated2017042]

Seems like you did.

[fionanotgoode]

What are you drinking? I'll get your next one… and make it a double, so you can keep up with me.

[centrifugalxmotion-deactivated2]

Satan is in my body and not in a fun way.

[fionanotgoode]

I can relate… but I think you'll be just fine.

[centrifugalxmotion-deactivated2]

Thank you for your sympathy.

[fionanotgoode]

There's not a lot of that going around here… I certainly don't get any, myself.

Do you just feel like shit, or is something actually wrong with you?

[centrifugalxmotion-deactivated2]

I’m really sick.

[fionanotgoode]

Well for Christ's sake, don't go around infecting everyone else. 

[heroicblonko-deactivated2017042]

I’d call it fate. 

[gives her his light] 

[fionanotgoode]

Lucky me… Looks like I picked the perfect night to start drinking again.

[jasperastair-deactivated2014042]

I wanna hear yours first.

[fionanotgoode]

Well, to start out, I've had three husbands… divorced two and buried one. 

Your move.

[heroicblonko-deactivated2017042]

I wouldn’t call it a waste.

[fionanotgoode]

That makes two of us.

Now if you happen to have a light on you… I'd say this meeting was fate.

[heroicblonko-deactivated2017042]

A lot of women know me from their dreams.

I completely agree with you. Sobriety is overrated. 

[fionanotgoode]

You've been waiting your whole life to use that line, I'll bet… I won't pretend I'm not flattered you wasted it on me.

[jasperastair-deactivated2014042]

Men aren’t the best thing to put faith in.

I could tell you a story or two about that myself.

[fionanotgoode]

You're telling me...

Oh, really? I doubt that, but hell, I haven't got anything better to do… so go ahead. We can compare and see who wins.

[heroicblonko-deactivated2017042]

But what is sobriety really?

[fionanotgoode]

Exactly. I don't think we've met… but I like the way you think.

[jasperastair-deactivated2014042]

Anything specific spark your thirst?

[fionanotgoode]

It's never taken much to do that… and what can I say, I just love whiskey. In fact… Jack Daniels may be the only man who's never let me down.

[jasperastair-deactivated2014042]

So miss queen was off the bottle? How’d that treat you?

[fionanotgoode]

Fantastic… until I wanted a drink.