The World's Greatest Voice Actor

If you need a voice actor for anything, please reach out to me. I'm 30 years old with a disposable income and a dream.

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

Studying tobacco regulation is so goofy because it’s like: oh yeah there’s 60 years of evidence this shit is just straight up poison. Oh yeah tobacco companies have targeted Black communities and coopted the civil rights movement in order to sell more products. Oh yeah flavored tobacco and nicotine are targeted at kids to recruit them into lifelong smokers. Oh yeah we knew this shit was toxic but we marketed it as a health product anyway. Oh yeah we’ve had people make movies about how tobacco lobbyists are knowingly pieces of shit. Oh yeah the number of excess deaths caused by tobacco are equivalent to contemporary genocides. Oh yeah the tobacco industry is now targeting queer communities for the same reasons it targeted Black ones. Oh yeah billions of dollars of health costs and millions of lives are ruined by these products

But any time the state says “hey maybe we should ban this shit” the weevils ooze out of the woodwork to be like “actually that’s racist you’re literally oppressing me, also won’t someone please think of the poor small business owners 🥺🥺🥺” and then the bill dies in committee for the 3rd time that decade

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: How to fold a flying pig. (cr简开JK)

(The name flying pig/feizhu飞猪 is inspired by Nezha’s mount the Wind-Fire Wheels. In the animated film, the Wind-Fire Wheels normally take the form of a flying pig.)

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[parkayquarts]

TEAR EACH OTHERS DICKS OFF

[vidgamefood]

Fish, hotdogs Fallout 76

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[dogpuppy]

[vexwerewolf]

I am a normal Lancer content creator and I only make normal posts

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[dogpuppy]

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

fuck

with me

[straight-up-lancing-it]

Couldn’t remember the name of the CEO of Harrison Armory so I offhandedly called him “John Harrison Armory” only to learn later that his name is actually John Harrison. Actually sobbing lol.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

[storyweavingspider]

Ok there is an actual funnier option

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[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

nosdrinker:

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tubesock:

Miley has a harden darden soopin dopplin dapper rapper shootah buddha bang?

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van cleef pay big for your head!

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can ya breathe?  can ya smell it?  that’s not air you’re breathing

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[galarianslowking]

Am I hallucinating what is this post

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]