*Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Violence*

Patrick | 25 | Canada Any Pronouns OK

[kropotkindersurprise]

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

[crabussy]

great

[shocklabrynth]

i was taking a picture of this to make a stupid post and my friend lola looked right at me and was like are you taking a photo of that for tumblr? and the cashier overheard and said you still use tumblr? with like audible judgement in their voice and now i feel really fucking humiliated

[threedollarsdotcom]

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[socpens]

one of my favorite streams i've ever done, Shrek 1 on Xbox, has been edited & uploaded to youtube!! this game is near & dear to my heart, and has what is possibly the worst gut-punch ending i've ever experienced in a piece of media.

go give it a watch & enjoy!!

https://youtu.be/yHnvJYXVzkc

[itmeansalot]

[camerahoax]

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

[beechimera]

The End of Evangelion if Pjackk died on the cross instead of Jesus

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

average rupaul season

Jessica Crackpipe: white woman wearing a blonde wig and smiling

Cock Madame: “i need the 2000000 rupaul dollars to support my immigrant family”

Daisy Heart: trans woman who has suffered more than god

Shrinkie: is 2 meters tall

Asian Woman (that’s her name): “i’m asian”

Freak Jump: “this outfit is based on david lynch’s pillowcases from 1990 Moviez Magazine photoshoot”

Salami: “i’m here to win for everybody in the little known state of texas”

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[seven-oh-four]

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

[bgm05]

ideas for discourse i came up with

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

so the game picks a random item for the baby montage

[coochie-sniffer3000]

[beadyeyes]

My Dorohedoro themed sex roleplay hotel is costing me hundreds of thousands of dollars on black sludge

[an-ambient-girl]

shes the only wojack i have love in my heart for

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo