*Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Violence*

Patrick | 25 | Canada Any Pronouns OK

[kropotkindersurprise]

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

[natoapologistblocker]

Whenever you talk about healthcare and quality of life achievements in socialist countries contextually and within the premise that all of this was achieved in spite of comprehensive Western sanctions and diplomatic siege, as an acknowledgement of socialist resilience and in sympathy and solidarity with the proud peoples of those countries, there is always that one piece of shit who'd say something like, "If North Korea/Cuba/etc were so great, why don't you move there?" Because in the twisted consumerist mind of the imperial citizen, a country is only worth as much as it could maximise their own quality of life by relocating to it

[niceinchnails]

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

i feel like anyone who makes being or becoming a parent a cornerstone of their personality should prevented from becoming a parent at all costs

[charl0ttan]

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]

[crabussy]

great

[shocklabrynth]

i was taking a picture of this to make a stupid post and my friend lola looked right at me and was like are you taking a photo of that for tumblr? and the cashier overheard and said you still use tumblr? with like audible judgement in their voice and now i feel really fucking humiliated

[threedollarsdotcom]

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[socpens]

one of my favorite streams i've ever done, Shrek 1 on Xbox, has been edited & uploaded to youtube!! this game is near & dear to my heart, and has what is possibly the worst gut-punch ending i've ever experienced in a piece of media.

go give it a watch & enjoy!!

https://youtu.be/yHnvJYXVzkc

[itmeansalot]

[camerahoax]

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

[beechimera]

The End of Evangelion if Pjackk died on the cross instead of Jesus

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

average rupaul season

Jessica Crackpipe: white woman wearing a blonde wig and smiling

Cock Madame: “i need the 2000000 rupaul dollars to support my immigrant family”

Daisy Heart: trans woman who has suffered more than god

Shrinkie: is 2 meters tall

Asian Woman (that’s her name): “i’m asian”

Freak Jump: “this outfit is based on david lynch’s pillowcases from 1990 Moviez Magazine photoshoot”

Salami: “i’m here to win for everybody in the little known state of texas”

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[seven-oh-four]

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose