*Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Violence*

Patrick | 25 | Canada Any Pronouns OK

[kropotkindersurprise]

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[meow-moment]

white people when there are no old-fashioned donuts at the function

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

The key is to make it

[orpheuslament]

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

[asthmaticmage]

They really had original Patchouli Knowledge in the Japanese Nintendo Direct

[herpsandbirds]

Black Heron aka Black Egret (Egretta ardesiaca), family Ardeidae, order Pelicaniformes, South Africa

photograph by Andy Smith

[weepingwitch]

i do wish the response to the ai water usage concern debate (umm actually the water and mineral usage is roughly equivalent to all of our other constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction etc etc etc) was less of a "haha checkmate luddites" and more of a "hmm maybe we should reevaluate our usage of constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction" but idk

[tiannya-deactivated20210708]

See you, Rocket Man.

[cleaningouttherooms]

just like cop shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have caught the serial puppy killer by now if only police had even more money and power, doctor shows love engineering scenarios where they can go damn we would have solved every problem with this patient's body by now if only patients weren't so pigheaded and lazy and entitled and dishonest

[mlarayoukai]

genuinely who asked for an oot remake but I saw a comment on the trailers video that when something like "I'll buy this for my son like my father did for me with the original" and I remember normal people exist and my friends and I are the weird ones

[mlarayoukai]

does the 3ds remake mean nothing to you

[curiooftheheart]

It's been longer (15 years) since the 3DS version than it was from the original to the 3DS remake (13 years)

[mlarayoukai]

put that sanae picture away

[illustratus]

The Blue Grotto by August Kopisch

[sumikatt]

I Have A Normal Relationship With Media

[sumikatt]

(PRAYER LIKE CHANT) I Have A Healthy Bond With Words And Images

[capnsoapy]

Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"

[capnsoapy]

"Are public libraries punk?" trite.

"Are public libraries electro swing?" immediately a better post

[sciclone]

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION - 1995 GAINAX

[yamada-ryo]

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

[casiodyke]

what the fuck

[fandaniel]