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This is the kind of thing that training would cover if our economy had employees instead of freelancers
You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
Like imagine you find a 7 year old in the woods and she’s like my mom is gonna kill me because I’m prettier than her and she’s not kidding. You know this queen is that sort of person. So you and your roommates adopt the kid and tell her don’t talk to strangers. And she keeps talking to strangers and getting poison combs stuck in her hair and whatnot.
Like yeah that’s kinda stupid but also she’s seven. She likes apples.
Also imagine it from the hunter’s perspective. The queen tells you this bitch is prettier than me I need you to take her out in the woods and kill her. And then you see who you’re supposed to kill and it’s a 2nd grader. Like how are you supposed to react to that sort of situation? Kill a human child? No. Because you’re not a brainless evil minion you’re just some guy dealing with a cartoonishly evil monarch. Of course you let her go.
Bad look for the Prince of course. Even if she did age while she was in that glass case. He saw a dead woman and just decided to keep her. And once she stopped being dead he was like we’re married now
He did cause the evil queen to dance to death in red hot shoes though. That was kinda cool.
With the acknowledgement that I'm grasping at straws, is it ever directly confirmed that the Prince wasn't also 7?
See, I think that still works.
You are the guardsman assigned to protect the eight-year-old Prince. You are currently in the middle of the forest because he absolutely had his heart set on "going hunting", and the royal second-grader should definitely not be traipsing around the woods on his own. You let him go a little on ahead and he comes running back talking about how there's a dead girl in the clearing and there's no-one else around and he wants to take her home because she's really pretty, Hans, and she's all alone!
You let him drag you to said clearing and okay, that is one angelic-looking dead child alright, and on the one hand the quality of her clothes and the craftsmanship on the coffin (who builds a see-through coffin?) speak to potential Consequences if you simply carry her off, but also for the amount of vines that have grown on the coffin she looks extraordinarily un-decayed, so you should probably get the court alchemist's opinion on that, and there's no way he's going to come all the way out here in his embroidered velvet curly-shoes. And also this kid is technically assigned by God as your natural superior, or something.
So fine. You hoist the coffin onto your shoulder (it's not like the Prince can do it. He's eight.) and head back toward the castle, Prince chattering blithely all the way. And then you turn your ankle on a rock and suddenly there's a thump and a cough and a lot of shouting from inside the coffin and you have now become a key player in a tense political incident with the next kingdom over.
You should probably ask for a raise.
The fact the #greemlightvolume10 is number 1 on twitter makes me so happy. This series is so beloved by so many fans. Its incredible just how much support this series has and it makes me incredibly hopeful that we will get more volumes in the future.
Please guys if you love RWBY don’t stop in your support for volume 10. Keep letting the higher ups know that you want this series to continue and that there is a demand. They just announced the bluray release of V9, if you can please support the series by buying the set. If we can show WBD that the numbers justify more volumes then the chances of it happening can increase even more.
#Greenlightvolume10
April Fools!
weiss woke up with pink hair the next day.
no man will ever be as much of an ally to sapphic women as jeff williams who wrote the song BMBLB all on his own without anyone from rooster teeth asking him to
Is there a new chapter coming out today?
No I'm stuck :( :( I have the dots in place but they're not connecting nicely. Gonna try again tomorrow
Follow the Beacon Raven—Killed Us Both
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Follow the Beacon Qrow—A Place in This World
[Link to Masterpost] [Two chapters this week! Make sure you read the other one first!]
Follow the Beacon Ozpin—Generations
[Link to Masterpost] [Proceed with less caution than last week, but caution nonetheless]
Once upon a time, he could have frozen the roiling sea and walked across to the island in the span between two moments. That freedom and power was far behind him now.
It had taken several hours for the storm to abate enough to get a boat to Patch. It was still too rough above to risk flying—and besides, from what Balt said, Azraq needed his husband right now.
One question with the latest cliff hanger:
How dare
If I'd released two chapters this week the cliffhanger would have been worse. If I release two next week we get some closure. Can't release all three because then I'd have nothing for next week and its easier to keep momentum than gain it
Follow the Beacon Summer—Leave Me Alone
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[THIS CHAPTER IS DARK. It ends on a slightly lighter note, but the real conclusion goes up next week in 2 chapters (released together)]
Follow the Beacon Taiyang—Rattled
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It had taken months of careful—and subtle—observation for Tai to start recognizing Raven's tells. Most of their classmates and teachers saw her as quiet and shy, if they really noticed her at all, and she took great pains to keep it that way. A few that knew better would call her reserved and jumpy.
Tai eyed her stiff posture and unnatural stride, the way her eyes wandered over the buildings to either side of the road and kept the rest of the group in her peripheral vision. Moving as quietly as possible, to hear them coming. Her fingers traced along patterns in the Guillotine's leather-wrapped hilt.
We shouldn't have let Az separate them. His stomach sank. Too late now.
Follow the Beacon Qrow—Doesn’t Change Anything
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[tw for suicidal ideation]
Ruby and Blake are searching for Yang but find someone else
Follow the Beacon Raven—Quiet
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[Apparently I didn’t post the last few chapters on Tumblr? Use the masterpost to make sure you don’t miss anything]
[also hi, not dead]
The truck door opened with a solid click and let cold sea air wash through the cabin. Raven followed her brother out onto the gravel with an irritated shiver. She hissed quietly through her teeth. They're making us soft.
It had been almost as difficult to sleep on Summer's flat, even wooden floor as it had originally been to sleep on the spongelike mattress.
Summer yawned, stifling it behind her hand but drawing the attention of her mother. A familiar grin crept over Claret's face, identical to the one Summer wore when about to provoke someone. "Aww, I'm sorry, sweetie. Did you want to sleep in on the first morning of your first mission?"
"Mooooommm."
Follow the Beacon Summer—Special Request
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[Apparently I didn’t post the last few chapters on Tumblr? Use the masterpost to make sure you don’t miss anything]
"Years ago, an unprecedented era of peace began on Remnant. Never before had the kingdoms of the world been so united. The Vytal Festival was created with two goals in mind: first, as a celebration of our peace and unity, sharing in one another's cultures. Second, as a time to contemplate the ongoing struggle to continue that peace.
"Students— …Future protectors of Remnant. As you head out into the world this week to work as Huntsmen-and-Huntresses-in-training, I implore you to remember that peace is in your hands."
"All right, guys, it's go time," Summer said, whirling to face her team. "What kind of mission are we doing?"
"I vote search and destroy," Tai said. "It'll get us out of the Kingdom, at least."
The twins chorused their agreement, and Summer nodded. "All right. Out of the Kingdom it is." She turned toward the mission boards, and stopped short.
Ozpin smiled. "Good morning, Team STRQ."