#FireYourself

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The Origin of Job Interviews

"Sorry, my CV broke."

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Top 5 Interview Questions Gone Wrong

How do you demonstrate leadership skills? How are your research skills? How soon can you start? How do you handle stress? What is your biggest weakness?

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Annoying Officemate #3

The Dark Merchant

From make-ups to under wear, merchants are your office mate that pretty much sell everything that can be sold. They have some positive reasons for selling, but can be extremely annoying when they start to nag about their merchandise.

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Annoying Officemate #2

The Siren

They love to sing. They'e usually seen with ear/headphones on. Human podcasts are sirens made to irritate.

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Annoying Officemate #1

El Perfecto

They aim for ultimate perfection and beauty when it comes to work. Perfectionist puts up an unseen pressure within the office.

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If you are going to get fired, do it right.

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Master Power Tripper

One of the most annoying bosses. They are self-centered, single-minded & insensitive individuals.

They often drag employees into different awkward situations they can't refuse. Authoritative and control freak.

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The Silent Stabber

Without prior notice, they'll be talking shit behind your back to destroy your name & reputation to other employees. They'll put you down leaving you lifeless.

Masters of great disguise. 'Nuff said.

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Dirty Dandy

They are persons with uncontrollable libido placed in a corporate world. They often scare employees (men/women) with their deep stares and unnecessary touching.

Closing up the office alone with this kind of boss isn't a very good idea.

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Master Slaver

They often ask employees to do their personal tasks such as ordering food, fetching their pets or even taking their laundry. It often leave employees question their self worth.

They have no idea what work description is.

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The Thought Bandit

Simple. They take every credit of your hard work.

Often leaving you grounded with sadness accompanied with suicide tendencies.

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The Growler

They shout! They curse! They rant! They put the S and the Fs in your daily cup of coffee.

They curse every member of your ancestors after you mistakenly placed a coma not a period in a report.

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The InviciBoss

Pretty self-explanatory - they are often nowhere to be seen. Pile of reports waiting for approval is commonly seen at their office desk.

They are prime cause of delays in your deliverable.

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The Evil Banker

They delay every payroll. They kill everyone with deadlines but didn't manage to make some for themselves, especially when it comes to payroll settlement.

A selfish world of neverending needs, missing a day on your pay may cause your means.

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The Bad Vibes Bender

Bosses who are living proof of negativity and pessimism. They will only see employees by their faults and false actions.

Editors from hell - not a single pinch of idea will be considered nor retained once they gold hold of your work.