Enjoy My Ennui.

This site ain't big enough for the 134.4 million of us.Texas State; English & Theatre major.

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The Lion King (2019)

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“Play the game, but don’t believe in it – that much you owe yourself… Play the game, but raise the ante, my boy. Learn how it operates, learn how you operate.”

— Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[cornygirlfriend]

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[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[jonbutter]

Str8 Ppl from 1950-2010: [assault/murder gay people while keeping them from getting married/having rights]

Str8 Ppl in 2018: this gay online said straight people dress like randomized sims and it hurt my feelings

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[lovinglystar]

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

[cottagesmasher]

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

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[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

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me before giving a bj

*tapping* is this thing on?

[love-personal]

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

[ifitaintbaroque]

do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

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